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Old 12-24-2006, 02:11 PM
Isura Isura is offline
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Ali,

Great post. This is very informative. What dick size is considered too big for the average girl?
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Old 12-24-2006, 03:31 PM
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Offer to put her in a satellite.

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Haha, nice.
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Old 12-24-2006, 04:32 PM
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Ali you forgot to add the 25% chance of finding poop.
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Old 12-24-2006, 04:39 PM
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That's all fine and good, but how do you convince the girl that she would enjoy a Dirty Sanchez?
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Old 12-24-2006, 04:41 PM
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FFK-

do you want to move to vegas and be the next high stakes poker godess? we can work something out! holla at me!
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Old 12-24-2006, 04:49 PM
Buzz-cp Buzz-cp is offline
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You could offer to let her try it out on you, to prove that it's enjoyable.

If you aren't willing to try, why should she?

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Wow, you're right. Every experience that could ever happen to a woman is exactly analogous to what could happen to a man. I never thought of that. Great job!

Or you're a [censored] idiot.

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you apparently haven't heard of a strap-on
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Old 12-24-2006, 05:54 PM
captain2man captain2man is offline
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That's all fine and good, but how do you convince the girl that she would enjoy a Dirty Sanchez?

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again - you must ease her into the idea of having crap below her nose.

start with chocolate sauce....eventually - she just won't be able to have sex at all without some substance on that part of her face.

eventually - she'll want to take it to the next level.

slow & steady my friend...slow & steady.
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Old 12-24-2006, 05:55 PM
Vyse Vyse is offline
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Is anal better than normal sex? Why put so much thought into it?
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Old 12-24-2006, 05:58 PM
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Is anal better than normal sex? Why put so much thought into it?

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Having regular anal sex with females helps innoculate you against catching the ghey.
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Old 12-24-2006, 06:21 PM
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If she doesnt like it, why do you care? It's more for her pleasure anyways. You'll go thru all that trouble just to find out her back door is too tight and you wont like it anyhow.

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Only expert in thread that has never tried the anals.
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