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#82
10-26-2006, 01:32 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
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These "first time I ever played x and I didn't know what to do" stories are great. The first time I went to Vegas, I ended up at a blackjack table at the Rio within a few hours of landing. I had never played in a casino before, but I knew basic strategy and never figured the mechanics of the game would be an issue. So I sit down with my friend (he's played before) at a pretty full table. A new shoe is about to start and the dealer hands me a green piece of plastic, roughly the size of a playing card, and then looks at me expectantly. I wait two or three beats, and finally look at her and deadpan: "I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with this." She rather unamusedly explains that it's a cut card while my friend practically falls out of his chair laughing. -McGee [/ QUOTE ] This wins in terms of making me laugh. Now people are probably wondering why I'm laughing while the prof is talking about citations. 
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#83
10-26-2006, 01:42 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
Okay so not as bad as having a leakage problem in my pants, but still made me look and feel like a Rook...
I was at the local casino for a WPT Satelite event and got knocked out. Sat at a 3/6 game for a few hours after. My wife is up about $400 table behind me and I am down to my last $6, I'm tired been up since 3am, hungry and we are going to another casino after dinner... Look down at 73c; screw it all in for $6 my pot caps at about 45 or so... Flop 54K all clubs... Hmmm okay flush, maybe I am back in it some... They cap the bets, flush no good... Turn is 6c, whoa... Straight Flush I'm back in, and the cap the bets off again... River a 5, these guys bet the side pot to over $150-175;Guys shows 55 for the quad... COOl I beat him.. and now the embarrassment... As I realize that we just hit the BBJ for $9800 I hit the table with the Rookie hookshot flyswatter jam and bounce my 7 to the floor... Guy reaches to scoop it the table screams guy almost falls out of his seat... Floor comes over, we stop the game.. Card stays on floor for about 30 minutes while the powers that be discuss... After about an hour they come down and say house rules is card off table hand dead, but due to stakes they are calling the director of gaming. So 20minutes later trying not to puke and getting some happy comments from the table as we are not allowed to play or anything they finally come out and give us the stare down.. Let this be a lesson, Do not let your cards out of control, but we are going to pay this off... I guess the camera caught the 7 in my hand... Best beat the guy ever had he walks with $4450, I get a cool $2450 and the table gets $400 a piece... I guess for $2500 I can look like an a$$...
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#84
10-26-2006, 01:47 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
Rottersod wins hands down. I would rather drunkenly crap myself than pass up no strings attached w/ a hot asian dealer. Give us some follow up man. You can't end the story there.
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#86
10-26-2006, 01:58 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
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Rottersod wins hands down. I would rather drunkenly crap myself than pass up no strings attached w/ a hot asian dealer. Give us some follow up man. You can't end the story there. [/ QUOTE ] She stayed pissed off at me. I guess she was ready to go that night and when I didn't show up she left and I never had that opportunity again. She was a part owner in a bar and a few months later I attended a birthday party there as the date of one of the other dealers and she ignored me the whole time but late in the evening she tried to "accidently" spill my dates B-day cake on my lap but missed and ended up getting it on the booth bench. The other dealers got over it pretty quickly as they realized that pissing off a decent tipper wasn't in their best interests. Ah well. I still have dreams about those t!tties. She had quite a pair. Great Vietnamese rackage.
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#88
10-26-2006, 02:17 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
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[ QUOTE ] Let this be a lesson, Do not let your cards out of control, but we are going to pay this off... [/ QUOTE ] You lucky [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] Seriously. Otherwise, you would have to get up and go home, because the other 9 people would kill you.
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#89
10-26-2006, 02:18 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
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the dumbest thing i ever did at a casino was tip a dealer. [/ QUOTE ] OMG EVIL <COMMENCE THREAD DERAILMENT INTO TIPPING THREAD>
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#90
10-26-2006, 02:20 PM
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Re: Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino
Actually the guy with the quads said something like if they do not pay this we are going to have to take a little walk... I think I replied that if they didn't pay the table could take turns beating me and then I would go lay in front of his car for him...
I have never felt like such a rook... been playing the better part of 4 years and have never done something that stupid...
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