post the nerdiest joke you know

[Dazarath]

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My email .sig in college: "My other car is a cdr"

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Only the nerdiest of nerds will get this one. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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My self-esteem just fell a little. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[smoore]

The pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
The optomist says, "The glass is half full."
The engineer says, "The glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

[TheHusky]

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alllllreaadddddddyyyyy pooostttedddddddddd

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-Sam

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you likely dont get it. point was both math dudes forgot about the constant but the dumb blond waitress knew. its a dumb joke no doubt but its a bit clever imo.

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You didn't get it, the blond waitress has a math degree and is waiting tables.

[36HourSession]

So Heisenburg and Shroedinger are driving in a car, they hit a "bump" and Heisenburg says to Shroedinger: "My goodness, you just hit a cat". Shroedinger says: "Are you sure?" Heisenburg says: "I cant be certain"


Which dissovles faster in water a bear at the equator or a bear up north?

A bear up north because it is polar.


A mathamatician is doing an IQ test.
Question 1: "Given an empty pot a faucet and a stove, how do you produce boiling water?"
Answer: "Fill the pot with water, put it on the stove"
Question 2: "Given a pot full of water this time, how do you get the water to boil?"
Answer: "Throw the water away. You are reduced to Problem 1"

[mudbuddha]

i guess physist is interchangable with economist

[SamIAm]

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And not very funny. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]you likely dont get it. point was both math dudes forgot about the constant but the dumb blond waitress knew. its a dumb joke no doubt but its a bit clever imo.

[/ QUOTE ]I'm pretty sure I got it. I largely teach calculus for a living. My job is to say "Don't forget +C" over and over.

I just didn't find it very funny or clever to say "ZOMG! A girl knew math!!" (Twice. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img])
-Sam

[Victor]

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alllllreaadddddddyyyyy pooostttedddddddddd

[/ QUOTE ]And not very funny. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
-Sam

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you likely dont get it. point was both math dudes forgot about the constant but the dumb blond waitress knew. its a dumb joke no doubt but its a bit clever imo.

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You didn't get it, the blond waitress has a math degree and is waiting tables.

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hahaha. thats a good one too.

[Victor]

ok, well next time ill make sure to use a white male in the joke lest someone is offended.

[fnord_too]

I really don't remember the set ups for these, just the punch lines...

An eingineer, physicist and a mathmetician are in seperate rooms one night, each with a can of soup and a hot plate, but no direct way to open the can. The physicist determines that due to the can's physcial properties, he can cook the soup in the can, and the pressure from the steam will gently pop the top off it, so that's what he does. The engineer determines that he can overcome the structural integtity of the can by beating in on the hot plate, so that is what he does. The mathematician just sits there repeating "assume the can is open. assume the can is open."

A mathematician, an engineer and a physicist are given a test to see how well they respond to unexpected situation. They are told they are taking an aptitude test in a room, but the paper in the trash can is rigged to ignite 5 minutes into the test. The mathematician grabs the trash can off the floor and runs over to the sink and turns the water on to put out the blaze. The crew comes in and resets the test for the engineer who does the same. When the crew comes in to reset the test, they accidently leave the trash can on the table. When it bursts into flames the physicist puts the trash can on the floor thus reducing it to a previously solved problem.

Edit Doh! the second one has already been posted in a different form, I guess there just really isn't a lot of nerdy humor.

[fnord_too]

A physcisist is in the dessert with a cage and an escaped tiger. How does he proceed?

He realizes at any given time there is a non zero probability the tiger is in the cage so he just sits back and waits.