my girlfriend is crying, help bbv

[Georgia Avenue]

It was OK but NOS1NOS2 is funnier, and original. Evenkeal is a puppethead.

[nowags]

Even though this is an old story, i had never seen it and i laughed my azz off, so thanks for posting it, and great thread.

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I think that this invites a necessary discussion about what lubes are appropriate and fun for our obviously inexperienced 2+2 group. Here is a short list for future reference, in order of preference.

Astroglide
KY Jelly
Massage oil
Any other food grade oils, such as vegetable oil, olive oil or peanut oil
Crisco (it melts upon application)
Egg whites (a little messy and can congeal)
Whipped Cream (it is a last resort as it will spoil and sour quickly)
Butter (see Last Tango in Paris)

Under no circumstances are you to heat lube in the microwave.

Good luck.

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There is a FANTASTIC lube not mentioned in the list above.

Wet Platinum.

Its silicone based and safe with condoms. you can get it at your local adult store, and sometimes walgreens. its expensive, around $15 a bottle, but worth every penny. amazing stuff. seriously. Astroglide is the best stuff on the list, and it is really good, but platinum puts it to shame.

as for the food based lubes, i've never had sex with any of them, but would think there would probably be irritation, or chafing. Also most of them damage condoms, so avoid them. massage oil breaks down condoms too. just pay for a good lube. even if you aren't getting any, they are way better for whacking off than lotion, etc.

BTW whip cream is for foreplay, not lube. if used properly, you won't even need lube, she'll have plenty of her own.

[FoldEqu1ty]

Dude just give her a Wii and [censored] her up the ass.

[Evenkeal]

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plagiarism

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btw this thread was shipped from the internets

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[DING-DONG YO]

I enjoyed it.

[Grasshopp3r]

I was trying to third level the use of butter with the Last Tango in Paris reference. As that movie was probably before most of the 2+2 membership's ages, I thought that it would be more amusing. So much for attempting to level.

[Off Duty]

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just pay for a good lube. even if you aren't getting any, they are way better for whacking off than lotion, etc.

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THANKS FOR SHARING.