OK I just almost died.

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motor,

Stellar post. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[LeatherFace]

You brought a poop bag to pick up the dogs poop right?

[Grasshopp3r]

I am glad to hear that you made it. I have to admit that I also thought about not seeing your avatar so I am relieved to see that you have made arrangements. You should call the police anyway as they may have apprehended the driver nearby.

I would advise that you carry a flashlight at dusk so that you are more visible. If you carry one of the large ones, you can hurl it through the next fool's windshield.

[J.A.K.]

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It was an SUV probably.
It was heading out of the subdivision.


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You got that Nelly? Now sick'em!!



Good dog.

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JK that is awesome.

[TheBlueMonster]

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what the hell is wrong with you joker

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I figured it was obvious I was making fun of
idiot the who asked about the license plate # after you already talked about it in your OP. Guess that wasn't clear to you.

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You guys seriously didnt realize that mine was just making fun of the first reply...?


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yeah well, didn't you realize I was making fun of myself? I mean, come on! I was an English major...reading comprehension is my forte`! I knew my first response should have been to say "blah blah license plate" but then I realized that he'd already mentioned it. So instead of not posting something about the license, I actually did make that post. It's very meta-fictive....

[JaBlue]

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Amp -

I've come within inches of death numerous times, usually saving lives. It gets easier after your fist time.

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wtf.

start a thread about this.

[ItalianFX]

I just did a quick skim of this post and I'm laughing so hard at the sarcastic jokes.

[Morrek]

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I walk my dog every night, we usually finish up around nightfall. Tonight we were out a little past dark, finishing up and within sight of my house when out of nowhere this SUV from hell is careening toward us doing about 50 in a residential area, and on the wrong side of the road.

This apparently wasn't far enough outside of the normal lane for this drunken idiot so he leaves the oncoming lane for the side of the road that I am walking on. I literally had to leap for my life, pulling desperately on Nelly's leash, headlong into a muddy ditch as the 4000 pound vehicle lurched after us, taking out the neighbor's mailbox and a huge strip of his lawn.

I recover briefly and take off after this assh0le at a full run, yelling at the top of my lungs for him to stop, fully intending to yank his demented carcass from behind the wheel and unleash some vicious assault and battery upon his person. He stops and I guess sees myself and Nelly in our headlong dash towards him and he floors it, reeling off into the night before I could even take his license plate number.

If I see any green mailbox paint on any SUVs tomorrow I am taking change out of somebody's ass. It's bad enough putting hardworking citizens like myself at risk with careless and possibly drunken locomotion but this imbecile almost killed my dog and that I do not forgive.

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I fogot my meds today, so sorry If i don't understand things correctly.

4000 lb vehicle? You could weigh it, but couldn't get the plate ## ??

Carcass. He was dead, and he still kept driving away. You know this fact will really help narrow the search down.

SUV from hell Why are you walking towards hell?

you walk your dog every night . You realize he now has your pattern, and he will be back to get Nelly.

Headlong . See above. You need to mix up your evasive techniques and your chasing techniques. For example, he knows you are not a kicker, but you could be a head-butter.

Seriously, though. (I just took my meds now)

You should not run when aproached by a vehicle. The SUV will smell this weakness and chase after you. You need to hold your ground, and make eye-to-headlight contact. You need to show the SUV who is boss.

Also, make Nelly "stay." Vehicles, as a general rule, won't chase parked dogs. Just as dogs won't chase parked vehicles. It's gravity or physics or fold equity or something.

BTW, does Nelly have a license? If so, check the number. Chances are that her licence number is NOT the same as the licence # on the SUV that the dead was trying to kill you with. Take this number to the police, it will help narrow down the search.

Hello for bye, later. Happy colors.

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lol, nice.

[Brainwalter]

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The real question is, if you had died, would your avatar have lived on?

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And what about the dancing Japanese girl?