Never Trust Anyone

[ggbman]

[ QUOTE ]
ggbman and all: Can a hooker or stripper get raped? The answer is of course she can. However unlike other women to whom those terms don't apply, it might be rightly said "she asked for it".

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually when you explain it this eloquenlty i suddently understand! Forget everything i said...

[pokerraja]

[ QUOTE ]
CHORUS-(Me) X's 3
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
I'm talkin pails of green, talkin pails of green
Tom Franklin's mean, penis on the poker queen.

VERSE 1-(Brandi Rose)
Where them trees at? Where them keys at?
Where my 12 G's at? Where my-where my BMWs at?
All grey BMW, repossessed in tha bed yo
Where them stripper fees at, where them double dees at?
Said I need that, where my where my 12 G's at?
Nu-nuttin less tho, nippple says full tilt so
Hands on that bottle, didn't want to sleep wit da X-O
Cried 2 or 3 times in the sack-sack
Cause I got 2 or 3 penises on my back-back
Won 4 donks out 6-6 - winning players got dix-dix
penis on my neck, pe-penis on my neck.

[/ QUOTE ]

OMG,, I LOL'd too hard and actually was rapping this outloud. I need sleep. Brandi I wish you the best. Poker is not worth dieing for, seriously. Gn and gl.

[blackjack777]

[ QUOTE ]
CHORUS-(Me) X's 3
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
I'm talkin pails of green, talkin pails of green
Tom Franklin's mean, penis on the poker queen.

VERSE 1-(Brandi Rose)
Where them trees at? Where them keys at?
Where my 12 G's at? Where my-where my BMWs at?
All grey BMW, repossessed in tha bed yo
Where them stripper fees at, where them double dees at?
Said I need that, where my where my 12 G's at?
Nu-nuttin less tho, nippple says full tilt so
Hands on that bottle, didn't want to sleep wit da X-O
Cried 2 or 3 times in the sack-sack
Cause I got 2 or 3 penises on my back-back
Won 4 donks out 6-6 - winning players got dix-dix
penis on my neck, pe-penis on my neck.



[/ QUOTE ]

Best gimmick account post eva

[BluffTHIS!]

[ QUOTE ]
her using sexuality to advance her career doesn't mean anything she claimed to have happened is acceptable.

[/ QUOTE ]


But it does severely reduce the probability that what she says is 100% accurate. Now FWIW, I don't think she made it all up. However I certainly think she is capable of twisting major details.

[Oski]

[ QUOTE ]
CHORUS-(Me) X's 3
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
I'm talkin pails of green, talkin pails of green
Tom Franklin's mean, penis on the poker queen.

VERSE 1-(Brandi Rose)
Where them trees at? Where them keys at?
Where my 12 G's at? Where my-where my BMWs at?
All grey BMW, repossessed in tha bed yo
Where them stripper fees at, where them double dees at?
Said I need that, where my where my 12 G's at?
Nu-nuttin less tho, nippple says full tilt so
Hands on that bottle, didn't want to sleep wit da X-O
Cried 2 or 3 times in the sack-sack
Cause I got 2 or 3 penises on my back-back
Won 4 donks out 6-6 - winning players got dix-dix
penis on my neck, pe-penis on my neck.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well done!

Maybe the reality show idea is worth a second look.

[Dementia]

[ QUOTE ]
CHORUS-(Me) X's 3
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
I'm talkin pails of green, talkin pails of green
Tom Franklin's mean, penis on the poker queen.

VERSE 1-(Brandi Rose)
Where them trees at? Where them keys at?
Where my 12 G's at? Where my-where my BMWs at?
All grey BMW, repossessed in tha bed yo
Where them stripper fees at, where them double dees at?
Said I need that, where my where my 12 G's at?
Nu-nuttin less tho, nippple says full tilt so
Hands on that bottle, didn't want to sleep wit da X-O
Cried 2 or 3 times in the sack-sack
Cause I got 2 or 3 penises on my back-back
Won 4 donks out 6-6 - winning players got dix-dix
penis on my neck, pe-penis on my neck.

[/ QUOTE ]

That deserves to go platinum. I'm feeling it.

[BluffTHIS!]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
ggbman and all: Can a hooker or stripper get raped? The answer is of course she can. However unlike other women to whom those terms don't apply, it might be rightly said "she asked for it".

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually when you explain it this eloquenlty i suddently understand! Forget everything i said...

[/ QUOTE ]


ggb,

Your sarcasm has cut me to the quick.

[nath]

[ QUOTE ]
If you need to raise some cash to pay your rent and buy another BMW, I hear they are taking applications here:
http://www.sex-in-nevada.com/main.htm


Perfectly legal and an all-cash business.

[/ QUOTE ]
Man, you're such an [censored]. Get back to writing [censored] sports columns.

I don't know if Brandi's story is true or not, or if it's the whole truth or product of a fevered imagination, but she's clearly distraught over the whole matter, and some of you are acting like real pieces of [censored]. She's still a person, and so many of you are treating her like she's the little poker whore here for your entertainment and mockery. God forbid you ever have to deal with real people or real sums of money someday.

[billyjex]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

dont forget the "not being good at poker" part.

rj

[/ QUOTE ]

Look, say whatever you want. I've played a total of 6 tournaments. I've won or cashed in 4 of them. You can tell me I'm stupid and that it's all my fault for what happened, but with that history of wins vs. losses, you can't say I suck at poker.
If it's not enough tournaments to base whether or not I'm a winning player, then I guess you will just have to give me more time and wait and see.

[/ QUOTE ]

i played with you in the mega sat to festa wpt, and on the bubble you were doing the stupidiest [censored] i've ever seen. you were like 2nd or 3rd in chips w/ 25 left w/ 24 who get seats and you're playing big pots against the only guy who can bust you, or insta calling all ins w/ A3o against guys who can take half your chips and perhaps give you a chance of busting when you can fold into a seat because "you were bored."

listen, you might be ok, but it sounds like you haven't exactly put hundreds of thousands of hands and hundreds of hours playing poker like many of the successful players on this board and on the tournament circuit have.

alot of these guys, don't have much reason to stake you otherwise than to sleep with you because you aren't a winning player, and that's just the truth.

[/ QUOTE ]

Once I had enough chips to ensure my seat, I stopping playing hands. When we needed only one person out, I did make a call with A3O in BB again SB. It was not something I would do in a tournament, but since I already had my seat and we only needed ONE person out, I took the chance against his obvious pocket pair that my ace might catch and we could all go to dinner/bed. And by the way idiot ~ he was extremely short stacked. I doubled him up and still was more thank okay with chips.

[/ QUOTE ]

How about the hand you were playing against Lars, who was the only guy who could bust you, with one seat to go. You had something like top pair and were check calling rather large flop and turn bets.. you just need to fold everything there.

I don't get the idiot comment either. Calm down. You simply need to either learn how to play poker and build your bankroll from the ground up like all of us or move on to something else in your life.