Whats my play in this bar situation?

[El Diablo]

Blarg,

"spit out the razor you keep in your mouth for these occasions and slice up his face."

I considered that, but then decided that in certain environments slashing someone might be considered a bit of a bitch move. Given that this guy already has people potentially questioning his rep, I think he should stick w/ shanking the dude and not risk mockery for slashing ("Hahaha slashed him like a little girl" etc).

[otnemem]

Here's what you do (courtesy of Mark "Chopper" Read):

When he comes out of the bathroom, you and your friends approach him and show him a razorblade. Tell him either he can chew on it, or you're going to slice his throat. This will definitely get him back for knocking on the door when you were in the bathroom, and it will also garner you tons of respect from everyone else in the bar who would've thought you were just a pussy otherwise.

[27offsuit]

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How do you handle this situation?

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He obviously has to take a dump so just piss all over the seat.

[udbrky]

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quids,

"if this happened at a department store or something"

What would you do at the department store?

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Clearly, you bust a cap in his arse.

Also, I think you need to update your CL ad to include:

"Looking for cool guys to help me shank douches in bars."

[sirtimo]

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Chris,

Sometimes it takes a young perspective like yours to remind some of these guys what being a real man is all about.

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QFMFT

El D you are my hero *sniff*

[KJS]

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It is graduation weekend in my college town so naturally the bars are as crowded as ever and everyone is letting loose. My brother just graduated with several of his friends and I went out to celebrate with him. I am 19 right now but one of my friends work there and was able to sneak me in.

So I am there for about 1.5 hours and have had about 5 drinks and need to go to the bathroom. At this bar there are only 2 different bathrooms that are a single only so naturally there is a long line. I get in line behind about 10 people and wait patiently and check out any of the girls walking around. I get to the front of the line and am waiting for about 10 seconds when the guy behind me goes around me and starts knocking on the door. This man is about 25 and roughly 250lbs, but no muscle. I am annoyed by this because A. it is just a dick thing to do and B. he had only been in there for ten seconds. The man walks out of the bathroom not saying anything and I walk in and lock the door behind. I don't even get to unzip my pants before I get this guy banging on the door now even harder.

How do you handle this situation?

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Open door and say:


"I only have enough coke for myself"
"Unless you have coke for me you gotta wait"
"I don't cross swords, wait your turn"
"I don't want a BJ, try the guy behind you"

KJS

[Georgia Avenue]

Thread delivers the goods in a bag, thx.