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#81
07-08-2007, 08:47 AM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] We had this dude at our table that kept calling out all the odds and percentages: "No way you lost that! You were 67% to win on the flop!" "You had to call there, you were getting 3.5-1 odds." "Runner-runner flush cards? That's only 4% chance! Odds only 4 out of 100 that that would happen!" On and on, whether in the hand or not. [/ QUOTE ] You played with Phil Gordon? [/ QUOTE ] LOL [/ QUOTE ] hahahaha this is really really annoying, ESPECIALLY when its some kid who grinds with his friends playing with their paychecks and thinks he is fil [censored] ivey in the casino with his big sunglasses n [censored] 
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#82
07-08-2007, 09:26 AM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
<pulls out cell phone> "Can I speak to Danny Tanner? Oh hes not available? How about the Olsen twins? Do you know why I want to talk to the Olsen twins? Because I got a FULL HOUSE! BOATS FULL BABY! WOOO WOOO!" - 1998 Worldwide Poker Champion, Bill Fillmaff
*do not attempt if playing with David Singer
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#83
07-08-2007, 09:43 AM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
While I was in Afghanistan we had a regular game and occasionally new people would play. One time this new guy got involved in a hand with a regular where the regular raised PF, bet the flop, turn, and river. New guy calls down every street, including river bet which was some weird size specifically putting him all in. After showing down air, new guy goes "Oh hell man I was trying to bluff ya." Chaos ensued.
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#84
07-08-2007, 11:48 AM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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a few nights ago i played 2/5nl at bellagio and this guy called me down w/A high no pair (obv lost) and said: "you're lucky i suck" [/ QUOTE ] that line reminds me of a story from a friend from thailand.
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#85
07-08-2007, 11:59 AM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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After I called this players reraise after he typed "i have the nuts, i wouldnt bet if i ur u" then he showed me the nuts. later on he said "i strait up told u what i had" then asked me "just kinda curious why u would bet when i told u what i had?" I called his reraise because I knew I could outplay him in the long run and I try not to let outside influences dictate my actions. It was a heads up sng and I did beat him with a 6 to 1 chip deficit. [/ QUOTE ] how does this relate to the topic of "funniest one liners"? also, calling a preflop re-raise in a (presumably) short stacked heads up SNG is probably a fair indication of not being able to outplay people, especially when you don't recognise the tell of YOUR OPPONENT TELLING YOU WHAT HIS CARDS ARE.
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#86
07-08-2007, 12:13 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
me and colombo218 sitting at some live nl @ TS...after colombos AA didnt hold vs a shorter stacks TT, some weird asian lady goes...."mother******* salad got tossed!!!"
there was absolute silence.
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#87
07-08-2007, 12:14 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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<pulls out cell phone> "Can I speak to Danny Tanner? Oh hes not available? How about the Olsen twins? Do you know why I want to talk to the Olsen twins? Because I got a FULL HOUSE! BOATS FULL BABY! WOOO WOOO!" - 1998 Worldwide Poker Champion, Bill Fillmaff *do not attempt if playing with David Singer [/ QUOTE ] lmao that is AWESOME
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#88
07-08-2007, 12:29 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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[ QUOTE ] After someone loses an all in to gutshot on river. "I make a living off of people like you. I teach the mentally challeneged" [/ QUOTE ] Ahahahahaha! [/ QUOTE ]
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#89
07-08-2007, 12:35 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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In Bellagio: after old dude called my cbet on AQ5 board with K7 (i raised preflop), caught a K on the turn and called my Ax down. "Why did you call the flop?" "Stupidity" [/ QUOTE ]This is awesome
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#90
07-08-2007, 12:36 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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[ QUOTE ] <pulls out cell phone> "Can I speak to Danny Tanner? Oh hes not available? How about the Olsen twins? Do you know why I want to talk to the Olsen twins? Because I got a FULL HOUSE! BOATS FULL BABY! WOOO WOOO!" - 1998 Worldwide Poker Champion, Bill Fillmaff *do not attempt if playing with David Singer [/ QUOTE ] lmao that is AWESOME [/ QUOTE ]
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