You know you're a SNG junkie when... - Page 9

sofere · #81 12-13-2005, 01:10 AM

Technically it would be 9 other guys surrounding 3 chicks, with one much hotter than the other 2.

bones · #82 12-13-2005, 01:13 AM

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Technically it would be 9 other guys surrounding 3 chicks, with one much hotter than the other 2.

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Once again showing why you should play for 1st, settle for 3rd.

IWEARGOGGLES · #83 12-13-2005, 01:15 AM

"You know you're a SNG junkie when..."

1) You pass up bonuses because you can't earn bonuses playing SNGs.

2) Your significant other keeps pushing certain issues and you start calling her a LAG.

3) Said LAG girlfriend threatens to break up with you, so you call because the blinds are high.

4) You're playing a home game with some friends, go all in with 33, get called by 44, hit a 3 on the river, and yell "SHIP IT BATCH HOLLA!" Your friends look at you like you're an idiot.

5)When you hear "I just called to say I love you," you laugh because you called villain with a totally marginal holding and he had worse garbage.

Maybe more to come...

aujoz · #84 12-13-2005, 01:17 AM

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8) You're always thinking I could be making $xx per hour playing SNGs instead of this.

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Sadly, I think this while I'm at work.

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i play while at work (like now), so get the best of both worlds. brings a new meaning to double time, i guess.

bigballz · #85 12-13-2005, 01:21 AM

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You see a monitor at a strangers house and feel tempted to check the resolution.

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hahahahaha, i can't say i havn't

ilya · #86 12-13-2005, 01:45 AM

These days I 4-table $20s to relax...I think that might make me a bit of a junkie.

Hendricks433 · #87 12-13-2005, 01:46 AM

I did this on my Colleges Dell LCD screens. NH

Inyaface · #88 12-13-2005, 01:59 AM

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You see a monitor at a strangers house and feel tempted to check the resolution.

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1001. When you go home to play poker because you don't have internet and you take over you brothers room because his monitor has 1600X1200 resolution.

1002. When you do it more then once in a week.

1145. When in the same week you take your laptop to a friends house so you can play poker while watching a movie since you still don't have internet and are craving some action.

lastchance · #89 12-13-2005, 02:31 AM

You refer to yourself and constantly think of yourself as "Hero."

pergesu · #90 12-13-2005, 02:46 AM

perg1. You have chick issues and talk to a fellow poker player for advice
perg2. You think that advice in terms of "muck," "push," "rigged," "stack" and "spite call" is perfectly acceptable
perg3. Any time the chick messes up the "line" suggested by buddy in perg1 you berate him for being a "fish" and laying a "bad beat" on you