George "FossilMan" Raymer

[niss]

hilarious that the "that guy who cried" and the "Aaron Friedman" posts are one minute apart

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hilarious that the "that guy who cried" and the "Aaron Friedman" posts are one minute apart

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lol I got mine in first

[prohornblower]

Tony" Williams wrote on March 09, 2007 11:13 PM:"mmmm, baby lemmme see doze feetz i wanna suck doze feetz!"

Denial Negreanu wrote on March 09, 2007 11:12 PM:"I'm in ur butt, stealing all ur butt virginities"

John Ariah wrote on March 09, 2007 11:11 PM:"Somebody needs to beat this motherf*cker."

Russ "Danish" Bored wrote on March 09, 2007 11:11 PM:"I swear to the CREW I will drink my own urine for ...oh....how much am I in the hole for....$250K! Denial Nigrano, please pay me moniez to drink blue piss!"

Man the Menster wrote on March 09, 2007 11:10 PM:"After reading this article, I spit my beer all over the computer!"

Clowny Cowen wrote on March 09, 2007 11:07 PM:"Look at me! I suck at poker but I'm teh hawt. I need more methamphetamines, quick! I'll trade my Miss Tween Oklablowma crown for some meth"

Mike Matusow wrote on March 09, 2007 10:58 PM:"tannenj is such a tool. Anybody got some blow?"

Scott Matusow wrote on March 09, 2007 10:58 PM:"tannenj is such a tool"

tannenj wrote on March 09, 2007 10:57 PM:"I'm such a tool"

Scotty Wynn wrote on March 09, 2007 10:54 PM:"You delete this comment, it's gonna be all over baby!"

George Raymer wrote on March 09, 2007 10:52 PM:"Ever since 2004, nobody writes about me anymore. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]"

Dids wrote on March 09, 2007 10:49 PM:"Post deleted"

Rey Zee wrote on March 09, 2007 10:49 PM:"The turkeys are back. They sit under the tree out by the pond. There's five of them now, but coyotes are loose. Montana."

Ryan Townsend wrote on March 09, 2007 10:48 PM:"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Larry Greenstein wrote on March 09, 2007 10:48 PM:"LOL Donkaments. You owe me $10k."

Sam Farva wrote on March 09, 2007 10:46 PM:"Oh my god, No! Are you serious?"

Suckleberry Heed wrote on March 09, 2007 10:44 PM:"I'm an enigma"

God Damn Son of a Bitch wrote on March 09, 2007 10:39 PM:"I just [censored] my pants."

The Clueless Editor wrote on March 09, 2007 10:33 PM:""Correction: In the original version of this story, Raymer's first name was incorrect" lol revisionaments"

Todd Brady wrote on March 09, 2007 10:30 PM:"People get on Raymer because they think he's heavy, but in reality he's carrying my child."

[MikeNaked]

Damn. They cut me off.

SPECIAL SKLUNKEY QUESTION: DID I TEACH THIS MAN ALL HE KNOWS?
(hint: yes)

[Haunted Ghost]

Bill Frizz (the internets poker banner) wrote on March 09, 2007 11:36 PM:"I hope the two plus two NVG posters never have this much team work in trying to repeal my ant-pokah bill."

Antonella Slim wrote on March 09, 2007 11:33 PM:"Everything I Know About Beating Tough Hold'em Games I Learned From Paula Abdul Jalib - this is the title of my latest book for fat people."

Paula Abdul Jalib wrote on March 09, 2007 11:31 PM:"Everything I know about how to beat women in Tough Home Games I learned from UncleRico Slim."

Fail Gordon wrote on March 09, 2007 11:30 PM:"ne1 know a goot dentist ? I need my teeth filed down"

Galapagos Voulgaris wrote on March 09, 2007 9:42 PM:"Interesting article about a great poker mind. I'd love to hear some more poker players stories. Especially Teddy Deeb. He's a "little person" but he'll take on anyone heads up. Don't know where to find him though. I hear he heads south every now and then. "

rj wrote on March 09, 2007 4:50 PM:"Raymer's level of analysis is phenomenal. Even before he won the 2004 Main Event, his analysis on tournament poker on the interweb provided great insight for thousands of aspiring players. If Ned Miller and the Fab Five could help out as well that would be "fantastic." "

Chris Hansen wrote on March 09, 2007 4:43 PM:"I had the pleasure of meeting Greg Raymer last year while I was at work. He was a real gentleman and was only coming over to talk to the young girl and share some lemonade. He wasn't really going to do anything."

gj wrote on March 09, 2007 2:17 PM:"I've had the pleasure of reading Raymer's comments and analysis at a poker website over the years, and I have to say he is both a true gentleman and a superb analyst of the game. I'd imagine money paid for such a seminar would be money well-spent, and I only wish I lived close enough to attend myself."

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San Antonio Assfandiarea wrote on March 09, 2007 11:44 PM:"This intraweb site is so 1.4"

...wow...

That Fat Magician from WSOP 2005 wrote on March 09, 2007 11:43 PM:"I call. That pot is mine. I call. lol howdthatworkoutforyoudumbphk!? pwn3d looser. haha "

Andy Dufresne wrote on March 09, 2007 11:47 PM:"YOU GUYS SHAWSHANK WASNT THAT FREAKING GOOD OF A MOVIE OH MY GOD GIVE IT A REST ITS NO PRINCESS BRIDE FOR GODS SAKE!"

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damn, my last one never made it


Theresa Williamson
I've been looking at this article for 4 hourse; but just can't decide if I should read it or not.

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That is so above-the-rim. Amazing!

Bob S Tupac wrote on March 09, 2007 11:56 PM:"I don't normally think there are many good female writers, but aside from myself, Brandi had the best comment on here. Tonight, aside from myself...the best comment on here was from Brandi."

Shown Sickhand wrote on March 09, 2007 11:54 PM:"Yo yo yo lady I object to that...Yo I object to that lady..."

Captain Thumb Franklin wrote on March 09, 2007 11:51 PM:"That wasn't my thumb you b itch. That was my pinis!!!!!"


Gordan Bartel's secretary wrote on March 09, 2007 11:59 PM:"Jorden Bartel has a 9" weiner. 9" AROUND!"

[Haunted Ghost]

Captain Thumb Franklin wrote on March 09, 2007 11:51 PM:"That wasn't my thumb you b itch. That was my pinis!!!!!"

Galapagos Voulgaris wrote on March 09, 2007 9:42 PM:"Interesting article about a great poker mind. I'd love to hear some more poker players stories. Especially Teddy Deeb. He's a "little person" but he'll take on anyone heads up. Don't know where to find him though. I hear he heads south every now and then. "

[King Fish]

Muhahahah. The comments option is now gone. We broke the Internets!

[Neil S]

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A++++ comments.

I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt.

[/ QUOTE ]I don't know why this is just so funny, oh my goodness. I lost it on DJ Cloutier.