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View Poll Results: If you were the mod, what would you do? | |||
Move to MicroNL | 2 | 20.00% | |
Move to BBV | 1 | 10.00% | |
Lock thread | 7 | 70.00% | |
Voters: 10. You may not vote on this poll |
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#81
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Re: Beat: I don\'t know what to say to this chick.
what
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#83
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Re: Beat: I don\'t know what to say to this chick.
OP,
grow long hair and well kept beard. When girls tell you that you look like Jesus say "Want to be a part of my second coming?" Works like a charm. |
#84
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Re: Beat: I don\'t know what to say to this chick.
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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. ship it. [/ QUOTE ] Am I supposed to put the 'Ship it' in there? |
#85
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Re: Beat: I don\'t know what to say to this chick.
Tell her you'll pay off whatever she still owes on her implants.
So balla. You'll be siihp in no time. |
#86
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Re: Beat: I don\'t know what to say to this chick.
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so its like never worth trying? [/ QUOTE ] Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say? Homer: There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. |
#87
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Re: Beat: I don\'t know what to say to this chick.
You are a mess. Move on. You've F'd this up beyond repair. It works best when they don't know you are desperately stalking them.
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#88
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Re: Beat: I don\'t know what to say to this chick.
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She's gonna wake up to find 3 e-mails in her inbox. 2 saying that you posted on her wall and one saying you sent her a message. She'll notice her wall is empty and then find the private message. ... Pretending you're not a stalker is no longer an option. [/ QUOTE ] ahhahahahaha Maybe more baller advice from EricW will save OP? |
#89
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Re: Beat: I don\'t know what to say to this chick.
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or should i do a pre-emptive strike? [/ QUOTE ] Absolutely. The only thing that can redeem 3 similarly timestamped "Fernando has written on your wall" emails is FOUR "Fernando has written on your wall" emails. You might want to call her and leave a voicemail explaining the situation if you can find her phone number. |
#90
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Re: Beat: I don\'t know what to say to this chick.
AFC! AFC! AFC! Lori's idea was gold.
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