Beat: I don't know what to say to this chick.

[Bad Beat Maker]

what

[DblBarrelJ]

Class is in session in this thread.

[mmbt0ne]

OP,

grow long hair and well kept beard. When girls tell you that you look like Jesus say "Want to be a part of my second coming?"

Works like a charm.

[Suiteness]

[ QUOTE ]
Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.

ship it.

[/ QUOTE ]

Am I supposed to put the 'Ship it' in there?

[Holybull]

Tell her you'll pay off whatever she still owes on her implants.

So balla. You'll be siihp in no time.

[neuroman]

[ QUOTE ]
so its like never worth trying?

[/ QUOTE ]
Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?
Homer: There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

[El_Hombre_Grande]

You are a mess. Move on. You've F'd this up beyond repair. It works best when they don't know you are desperately stalking them.

[goofyballer]

[ QUOTE ]
She's gonna wake up to find 3 e-mails in her inbox. 2 saying that you posted on her wall and one saying you sent her a message. She'll notice her wall is empty and then find the private message.
...
Pretending you're not a stalker is no longer an option.

[/ QUOTE ]


ahhahahahaha



Maybe more baller advice from EricW will save OP?

[FlyWf]

[ QUOTE ]
or should i do a pre-emptive strike?

[/ QUOTE ]

Absolutely. The only thing that can redeem 3 similarly timestamped "Fernando has written on your wall" emails is FOUR "Fernando has written on your wall" emails. You might want to call her and leave a voicemail explaining the situation if you can find her phone number.

[sippin_criss]

AFC! AFC! AFC! Lori's idea was gold.