Official May [censored] thread

[LearnedfromTV]

hey nath i heard you just won $50k. that's awesome!

[nath]

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hey nath i heard you just won $50k. that's awesome!

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come on, that was still a pretty lame way to bust a final table, not to mention that whatever profit i made from it was eaten up in the 109r because stealthmunk runs like god

[jrbick]

I've taken almost 4 weeks off from playing poker. Last Sunday tourns were so-so, w/e. Today is first day since then.

Bodog 50k - set of 8s loses to 96o who called oop and hit the oesd on the turn.

FTP 40k -


Full Tilt Poker Game #2441227643: $40,000 Guarantee (18164146), Table 44 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:38:23 ET - 2007/05/16
Seat 1: luther41 (4,537)
Seat 2: BluesBassGuy (2,120)
Seat 3: UgottaBkiddin (2,440)
Seat 4: Reverse (2,128)
Seat 5: redorblack_22 (3,550)
Seat 6: TheHebrewPeople (2,950)
Seat 7: legacybegins (2,975)
Seat 8: Bluffn8r (3,685)
Seat 9: jrbick (2,615)
jrbick posts the small blind of 25
luther41 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jrbick [Kc Kh]
BluesBassGuy folds
UgottaBkiddin folds
Reverse folds
redorblack_22 folds
TheHebrewPeople folds
legacybegins folds
Bluffn8r calls 50
jrbick raises to 200
luther41 folds
Bluffn8r calls 150
*** FLOP *** [8h Qd 2s]
jrbick bets 300
Bluffn8r calls 300
*** TURN *** [8h Qd 2s] [6s]
jrbick has 15 seconds left to act
jrbick bets 775
Bluffn8r calls 775
*** RIVER *** [8h Qd 2s 6s] [Th]
jrbick bets 1,340, and is all in
Bluffn8r calls 1,340
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jrbick shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Bluffn8r shows [Qs Tc] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
Bluffn8r wins the pot (5,280) with two pair, Queens and Tens
jrbick stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,280 | Rake 0
Board: [8h Qd 2s 6s Th]


I mean FFS, crap like this is why I took time off. Guess I should just stay away.

[BadgerPro]

Sharing my pokerxfactor knowledge:

Full Tilt Poker Game #2441327602: $40,000 Guarantee (18164146), Table 41 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:50:40 ET - 2007/05/16
Seat 1: Pizz Master (1,905)
Seat 2: mindwise (3,015)
Seat 3: Nichiei (1,305)
Seat 4: BadgerPro (3,180)
Seat 5: muckthenuts (2,625)
Seat 6: babybu22 (1,845)
Seat 7: dipthrong (2,085)
Seat 8: titantom32 (5,920)
Seat 9: croll103 (5,120)
Nichiei posts the small blind of 30
BadgerPro posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BadgerPro [5c 4c]
babybu22: ??
muckthenuts folds
babybu22: sry
babybu22 folds
dipthrong folds
titantom32 folds
croll103 folds
Pizz Master folds
mindwise raises to 180
Nichiei folds
BadgerPro calls 120
*** FLOP *** [3h 6c 3c]
BadgerPro checks
mindwise checks
*** TURN *** [3h 6c 3c] [7c]
BadgerPro bets 240
mindwise calls 240
*** RIVER *** [3h 6c 3c 7c] [6h]
BadgerPro bets 420
mindwise calls 420
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BadgerPro shows [5c 4c] (a straight flush, Seven high)
mindwise mucks
BadgerPro wins the pot (1,710) with a straight flush, Seven high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,710 | Rake 0
Board: [3h 6c 3c 7c 6h]
Seat 1: Pizz Master didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: mindwise (button) mucked [Qh Ah] - two pair, Sixes and Threes
Seat 3: Nichiei (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: BadgerPro (big blind) showed [5c 4c] and won (1,710) with a straight flush, Seven high
Seat 5: muckthenuts didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: babybu22 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: dipthrong didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: titantom32 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: croll103 didn't bet (folded)

mindwise: lol nice call pre
BadgerPro: ty i learned it on www.pokerxfactor.com

[bigballz]

nh

[ASPoker8]

rofl badger

[Kyer]

I won the $3r at Stars [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

When we talked about a deal heads-up, I had a 2:1 chiplead and the guy couldn´t convince me. Two hands after I had the support resume the play, I found AA vs his KK. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Ship the $4.8K!

[NoahSD]

If anyone wants to help me get like 5k from UB to stars, I'd appreciate.

Obviously if I don't know you you'd have to send first, etc.

[misclick odds]

kill me

this is the same situation in a multi only days after the set getting 2 outered for a 20k pot. keeping in mind they were the only 2 times i had the opportunities for a 20k stack in the past month...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 (t3810)
MP1 (t9075)
MP2 (t843)
Hero (t10881)
Button (t12594)
SB (t7377)
BB (t8400)
UTG (t8990)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t600</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2000</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t8375</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls t6375.

Flop: (t17475) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t17475) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t17475) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t17475

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Kd Ks (three of a kind, kings).
Hero has Ah Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins t17475. </font>

and AQ &lt; AK very next hand for the rest of it

what the [censored] did i do to deserve this

[shaundeeb]

ALLLLL SKILLLL

Full Tilt Poker Game #2446020831: $8,500 Guarantee (18107325), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:33:28 ET - 2007/05/17
Seat 1: DaveD8rt (4,001)
Seat 2: goivan7 (1,635)
Seat 3: tedsfishfry (3,380)
Seat 4: terrible_kid (3,950)
Seat 5: sawbell (4,910)
Seat 6: CHRIS 6170 (4,335)
terrible_kid posts the small blind of 30
sawbell posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tedsfishfry [8s 7c]
CHRIS 6170 folds
DaveD8rt folds
goivan7 folds
tedsfishfry raises to 180
terrible_kid folds
sawbell calls 120
*** FLOP *** [4c 5d 2d]
sawbell bets 390
tedsfishfry raises to 3,200, and is all in
sawbell calls 2,810
tedsfishfry shows [8s 7c]
sawbell shows [6d 7d]
*** TURN *** [4c 5d 2d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [4c 5d 2d Qc] [Js]
tedsfishfry shows Queen Jack high
sawbell shows Queen Jack high
tedsfishfry wins the pot (6,790) with Queen Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,790 | Rake 0
Board: [4c 5d 2d Qc Js]
Seat 1: DaveD8rt didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: goivan7 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: tedsfishfry (button) showed [8s 7c] and won (6,790) with Queen Jack high
Seat 4: terrible_kid (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: sawbell (big blind) showed [6d 7d] and lost with Queen Jack high
Seat 6: CHRIS 6170 didn't bet (folded)