OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[suzzer99]

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Argh. I was at this long and boring family party with some annoying nerdy girl (glasses, light hair, mostly skinny, some baby fat in body and face) who was a friend of the family. At some point an interest becomes apparent, and I had warmed up to her a little, so I suggested (pretty blatantly) that we [censored]. We do, just a fun little diversion, I had no intention of ever seeing her again.

As the hours pass I grow to actually kinda like her and before she leaves (and in front of her family) I get her number.

The end of the story is that 15 minutes ago I woke up and it was just one very long dream and this girl does not actually exist and I'm kinda sad.

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Where the hell would anyone get the idea you were emo? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[K䲰䮥n]

God damn foreign people with no drivers licence and no insurance crashing into my car. That's [censored] twice in the past year!

[chuckpalms04]

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Argh. I was at this long and boring family party with some annoying nerdy girl (glasses, light hair, mostly skinny, some baby fat in body and face) who was a friend of the family. At some point an interest becomes apparent, and I had warmed up to her a little, so I suggested (pretty blatantly) that we [censored]. We do, just a fun little diversion, I had no intention of ever seeing her again.

As the hours pass I grow to actually kinda like her and before she leaves (and in front of her family) I get her number.

The end of the story is that 15 minutes ago I woke up and it was just one very long dream and this girl does not actually exist and I'm kinda sad and now I have to do laundry because of the vivid sex scene... .

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fyp

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My most recent dream was of Michael Vick doing donuts on the street outside of my house. The night before it was me 4 tabling while driving cross-country lying down.

I wish my subconscious was [censored] nerdy girls.

[Kibby]

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ok i just had the sickest set of sngs ive ever had since pp closed.

7 60's played.
7 itm.
4 1sts
2 2nds
1 3rd

up 1k in 45 mins...

jesus its nice to finally run good!

[/ QUOTE ]OH! That's where all my money went. GFY.

[suzzer99]

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God damn foreign people with no drivers licence and no insurance crashing into my car. That's [censored] twice in the past year!

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But you're not in the US right? So everyone is a foreigner.

[K䲰䮥n]

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God damn foreign people with no drivers licence and no insurance crashing into my car. That's [censored] twice in the past year!

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But you're not in the US right? So everyone is a foreigner.

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Not the americans.

[ryanghall]

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God damn foreign people with no drivers licence and no insurance crashing into my car. That's [censored] twice in the past year!

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But you're not in the US right? So everyone is a foreigner.

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This reminds me of a class this year when my students could not believe that people in other countries would find Canadians foreign. They were shocked by this. "But sir, we're NOT foreign!"

[costanza_g]

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God damn foreign people with no drivers licence and no insurance crashing into my car. That's [censored] twice in the past year!

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But you're not in the US right? So everyone is a foreigner.

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lol, i was thinking the same thing. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[K䲰䮥n]

you [censored] racists!