SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)

[Wraths Unanimous]

5cardstud52: good players don't play heads up

the man has spoken!

[keikiwai]

FINALLY

SOMEBODY ACTUALLY PUT ME ON AK!

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $334.75
Hero (BB): $292.70
UTG: $164
CO: $273.50
BTN: $184.70

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $8</font>, BTN calls $8, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $36</font>, CO calls $28, BTN folds

Flop: ($81) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $48</font>, CO folds

Results: $81 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero mucked 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and WON $79 (+$43 NET)

[keikiwai]

you [censored] retarded mongoloid [censored] i want to cut your head off cause it wouldn't affect the way you play poker

yeah i opened shove the flop so fuckign what

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Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: $308.75
Hero (BB): $357.70
UTG: $164
CO: $263.50
BTN: $149.70

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $16</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $15, <font color="red">Hero raises to $66</font>, CO calls $50, SB folds

Flop: ($148) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $291.70 and is All-In</font>, CO calls $197.50 and is All-In

Turn: ($543) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($543) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $543 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$263.50 NET)
CO showed J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Eights) and WON $541 (+$277.50 NET)

[keikiwai]

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[Wraths Unanimous]

well u got 66$ in ahead &lt;3

[keikiwai]

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Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

990 games 0.063 secs 15,714 games/sec

Board: Qs Js 8s
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 52.727% 52.73% 00.00% 522 0.00 { KhKs }
Hand 1: 47.273% 47.27% 00.00% 468 0.00 { Jc8c }


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[keikiwai]

[ QUOTE ]
well u got 66$ in ahead &lt;3

[/ QUOTE ]

no you brain dead protoplasmic puddle i got $263.50 in ahead

[Wraths Unanimous]

oops i lied i think masturbating to your avatar would help right about now

[Nielsio]

Keiki,


I don't get it. Don't you *want* him to play like a mongoloid?

[terp]

nielsio, in america, where we actually celebrate liberty at LEAST annually before disparaging it the rest of the year through various anti-constitutional exercises, we cannot cash "sklanksy bucks" or "galfond bucks" like you can in holland.