SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2

[Shizzle12345]

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Godamnit where are scare cards when u need em, and where are blanks when u need em [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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ah there they are, good thing he didnt snapcall or else i would have thrown my mouse against the wall before seeing he had QQ:

Texas Hold'em $2-$4 NL (real money), hand #P4-50297546-84
Table Oldenburg, 21 Sep 2007 7:47 PM ET

Seat 3: pouetpouet1 ($173.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Mavk2000K ($130.05 in chips)
Seat 7: Sussie22 ($245.90 in chips)
Seat 8: GlavRyba ($201.45 in chips)
Seat 9: Shizzle1235 [ KD,KC ] ($198.00 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
Shizzle1235 posts blind ($1), pouetpouet1 posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP
Mavk2000K bets $4, Sussie22 calls $4, GlavRyba folds, Shizzle1235 bets $18, pouetpouet1 folds, Mavk2000K calls $15, Sussie22 folds.

FLOP [board cards JC,5C,5D ]
Shizzle1235 bets $30, Mavk2000K calls $30.

TURN [board cards JC,5C,5D,AH ]
Shizzle1235 bets $82, Mavk2000K calls $81.05 and is all-in.

RIVER [board cards JC,5C,5D,AH,10C ]

SHOWDOWN
Shizzle1235 shows [ KD,KC ]
Mavk2000K mucks cards
Shizzle1235 wins $264.05
SUMMARY
Dealer: GlavRyba
Pot: $267.05, (including rake: $3)
pouetpouet1 loses $2
Mavk2000K loses $130.05
Sussie22 loses $4
GlavRyba loses $0
Shizzle1235 bets $131, collects $264.05, net $133.05

[bubaloo]

this has to be most standard beginning of a session graph ever:



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Texas Hold'em $2-$4 NL (real money), hand #P4-50297546-84
Table Oldenburg, 21 Sep 2007 7:47 PM ET

Seat 3: pouetpouet1 ($173.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Mavk2000K ($130.05 in chips)
Seat 7: Sussie22 ($245.90 in chips)
Seat 8: GlavRyba ($201.45 in chips)
Seat 9: Shizzle1235 [ KD,KC ] ($198.00 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
Shizzle1235 posts blind ($1), pouetpouet1 posts blind ($2).

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huh?

[Shizzle12345]

god those tagfishes are sooo bad sometimes, not shoving this turn here really really sucks.. it saved me some bucks

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1505796

[ofishstix]

so after playing for an hour and having identical stacks, a few hands after the break...

PokerStars Game #12188424675: Tournament #70000010, $300+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level V (200/400) - 2007/09/21 - 16:13:29 (ET)
Table '70000010 92' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: ofishstix (11120 in chips)
Seat 2: EmpireMaker2 (8880 in chips)
EmpireMaker2: posts small blind 200
ofishstix: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ofishstix [7d 8d]
EmpireMaker2: raises 400 to 800
ofishstix: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [2c 7c 8s]
ofishstix: checks
EmpireMaker2: bets 790
ofishstix: raises 1610 to 2400
EmpireMaker2: raises 5680 to 8080 and is all-in
ofishstix: calls 5680
ofishstix said, "lolol"
ofishstix said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [2c 7c 8s] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [2c 7c 8s Kh] [Jc]
ofishstix said, "wow lol"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ofishstix: shows [7d 8d] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
EmpireMaker2: shows [7s 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
EmpireMaker2 collected 17760 from pot
EmpireMaker2 said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17760 | Rake 0
Board [2c 7c 8s Kh Jc]
Seat 1: ofishstix (big blind) showed [7d 8d] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 2: EmpireMaker2 (button) (small blind) showed [7s 7h] and won (17760) with three of a kind, Sevens

[BGnight]

How many more hands do I have to play before I can get my doomswitch turned off? Actually the switch is stuck in the middle I think.

[keikiwai]

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natürlich hat villain was getroffen ist ja klar.
meine cbets werden immer geraist oder gecallt.
Und zwar nicht weil die villains bluffen sondern weil sie IMMER etwas treffen.
Haben sie ein pp floppen sie jedes 2mal ein set.
Haben sie 45s und coldcallen damit pf kommt der flop A32 usw.
Floppe ich ein set gibt es 0 action obwohl ich es genauso spiele wie einen bluff.

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Naturally the villain hit, of course
My cbet were always raised or called
To be precise never because the villain is bluffing but because they always hit something
They have a pocket pair and they flop a set half the time
They have 45s and coldcall with it preflop, the flop comes A32
I flop a set get zero action although I play it exactly like a bluff

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thanks BigPoppa, standard whambulance stuff

[thac]

Without further adieu, my story of why I need to go to bed earlier.

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One night while discussing my upcoming trip to TS, I got the idea that I need to look like a complete tool when I go there, so I ordered a few things from the store. Now that they're here, I don't wanna take them, but here for comedic effect, is my poker face.

[Fat Nicky]

OMFG


PokerStars Game #12188992688: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/09/21 - 16:46:09 (ET)
Table 'Amundsenia II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: PMGAA ($113.20 in chips)
Seat 3: tb17 ($400.45 in chips)
Seat 4: W1cksy ($203.55 in chips)
Seat 5: nickyballz ($454.40 in chips)
Seat 6: iamtufts ($236.70 in chips)
nickyballz: posts small blind $1
iamtufts: posts big blind $2
1MORECHIPS: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nickyballz [Kd Kh]
PMGAA: folds
tb17: raises $6 to $8
W1cksy: folds
nickyballz: raises $24 to $32
iamtufts: folds
tb17: calls $24
*** FLOP *** [9d 7c 3d]
nickyballz: bets $45
tb17: calls $45
*** TURN *** [9d 7c 3d] [6s]
nickyballz: bets $95
tb17: raises $105 to $200
W1cksy leaves the table
nickyballz: raises $177.40 to $377.40 and is all-in
Racemnow joins the table at seat #4
tb17: calls $123.45 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [9d 7c 3d 6s] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nickyballz: shows [Kd Kh] (a pair of Kings)
tb17: shows [5s 3s] (two pair, Fives and Threes)
tb17 collected $800.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $802.90 | Rake $2
Board [9d 7c 3d 6s 5h]
Seat 2: PMGAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: tb17 showed [5s 3s] and won ($800.90) with two pair, Fives and Threes
Seat 4: W1cksy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: nickyballz (small blind) showed [Kd Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: iamtufts (big blind) folded before Flop

[Kowalski]

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Kowalski, YOUR STUDENT LIFE THREAD REQUIRES UPDATES

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Roger, I've been crazy busy recently and haven't had any time for 2p2 or even poker for that matter.

[BGnight]

Sweeeeeet FT shades! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]