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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
hahahahaha.....Very Funny Mr Wookie. Godmammit the things I would do if I were a mod...
It is actually quite good. I'll pay it. 8-10 IMO |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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[ QUOTE ] Santa Wook gives you a [censored] lump of coal [/ QUOTE ] Awesome [/ QUOTE ] Ho ho ho. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
can you auto do post titles for others?
I suggest for neurotiq: grlz poker chkx roxor For riku: posts lost of AK/AQ hands lol 7k |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Looks like my Session Review homie is a 1 post troll doing a no-show ... if anyone is interested I'd be happy to do an ad-hoc review.
I kind of need one after a recent downswing ... today was my first return to the green in quite some time. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [i]Edit to add, and while I'm posting, can someone ban Mr.Busto, his posts tilt me more than QueBobs. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!
VICTORIAN! YOU MAKE ME SICK! |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
I misplaced the stud converter somewhere, and quite frankly I'm too lazy to convert the hands anyway, but I was donking around on some stud8 earlier & saw two firsts:
In quite possibly the largest pot (in BBs) I've ever seen in limit anything, three guys made it to showdown. Dude 1 won the low with 7653A. Dude 3 won the high with quad kings. Dude 2 lost the high with AAAJJJ4. For the other, I finally got see the fabled 7 card stud community card on 7th street. I won the low with 7543A in another huge pot, the guy sitting on my left won the high with Kings & jacks (the J was the community card). What made it even more fun was that I got bored with the slow play during 4th street & started calling out everyone's hole cards in the table chat. I was exactly right on 3 of 4 (guessed a pair of fives with A kicker for the other, turned out he had A775). I think I'm finally ready for the judges' game. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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Looks like my Session Review homie is a 1 post troll doing a no-show ... if anyone is interested I'd be happy to do an ad-hoc review. I kind of need one after a recent downswing ... today was my first return to the green in quite some time. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Xylo, PM me if you want me to take a look. I'm suffering withdrawals from missing the session reviews for the last two months. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Booyah!! Obv. no one told this guy that you shouldn't try to bluff the idiot... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
(anyone know a working HU-converter for Absolute?) Seat 6 - Hero ($188 in chips) Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($102 in chips) Hero - Posts small blind $3 Aggro Dude - Posts big blind $5 *** POCKET CARDS *** Dealt to Hero [8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] Hero - Raises $7 to $10 Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $15 Hero - Calls $5 *** FLOP *** [6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] Aggro Dude - Bets $5 Hero - Raises $10 to $10 Aggro Dude - Calls $5 *** TURN *** [6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] [A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] Aggro Dude - Bets $10 Hero - Calls $10 *** RIVER *** [6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] [3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] Aggro Dude - Bets $10 Hero - Raises $20 to $20 Aggro Dude - Folds Hero - returned ($10) : not called *** SHOW DOWN *** Hero - Does not show Hero Collects $89.50 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total Pot($90) | Rake ($0.50) Board [6d Jc 7s Ah 3s] Seat 4: Aggro Dude (small blind) Folded on the RIVER Seat 6: Hero (dealer) collected Total ($89.50) HI$89.50) [Does not show] Seat 6 - Hero ($143 in chips) Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($150.50 in chips) Hero - Posts small blind $3 Aggro Dude - Posts big blind $5 *** POCKET CARDS *** Dealt to Hero [8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] Hero - Raises $7 to $10 Aggro Dude - Calls $5 *** FLOP *** [4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] Aggro Dude - Checks Hero - Bets $5 Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $10 Hero - Raises $10 to $15 Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $20 Hero - Calls $5 *** TURN *** [4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] [Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] Aggro Dude - Bets $10 Hero - Raises $20 to $20 Aggro Dude - Folds Hero - returned ($10) : not called *** SHOW DOWN *** Hero - Does not show Hero Collects $79.50 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total Pot($80) | Rake ($0.50) Board [4h 4s 2s Qc] Seat 4: Aggro Dude (small blind) Folded on the TURN Seat 6: Hero (dealer) collected Total ($79.50) HI$79.50) [Does not show] Seat 6 - Hero ($94.50 in chips) Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($104.50 in chips) Hero - Posts small blind $3 Aggro Dude - Posts big blind $5 *** POCKET CARDS *** Dealt to Hero [K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] Hero - Raises $7 to $10 Aggro Dude - Calls $5 *** FLOP *** [A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] Aggro Dude - Checks Hero - Bets $5 Aggro Dude - Calls $5 *** TURN *** [A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] [10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] Aggro Dude - Bets $10 Hero - Calls $10 *** RIVER *** [A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] [Ah] Aggro Dude - Checks Hero - Bets $10 Aggro Dude - Raises $20 to $20 Hero - Calls $10 *** SHOW DOWN *** Aggro Dude - Shows [2c Qd] (One pair, aces) Hero - Shows [Kh 2d] (Two Pair, aces and kings) Hero Collects $89.50 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total Pot($90) | Rake ($0.50) Board [Ac Kc 7c 10d Ah] Seat 4: Aggro Dude (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, aces [2c Qd - B:Ah,B:Ac,B:Kc,P:Qd,B:10d] Seat 6: Hero (dealer) won Total ($89.50) HI$89.50) with Two Pair, aces and kings [Kh 2d - B:Ah,B:Ac,P:Kh,B:Kc,B:10d] Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($183.50 in chips) Seat 6 - Hero ($113 in chips) Aggro Dude - Posts small blind $3 Hero - Posts big blind $5 *** POCKET CARDS *** Dealt to Hero [3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] Aggro Dude - Calls $2 Hero - Checks *** FLOP *** [K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] Hero - Bets $5 Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $10 Hero - Raises $10 to $15 Aggro Dude - Folds Hero - returned ($5) : not called *** SHOW DOWN *** Hero - Does not show Hero Collects $29.50 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total Pot($30) | Rake ($0.50) Board [Kd Ad Ks] Seat 4: Aggro Dude (dealer) (big blind) Folded on the FLOP Seat 6: Hero collected Total ($29.50) HI$29.50) [Does not show] |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Heh... virtual me runs super cold playing 3/6 6-max at [unmentionable pokersite], just like real me does at [mentionable pokersite]. And apparently, I trained a pretty LAG player.
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Meh. The only thing worse than getting runnered runnered by morans at .25/.50 is getting r/rd by bots.
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