STTF [censored] thread. November (NSFW)

[Snarf]

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ohhhh yeh def thought you were talking about old school mice... wait what does that ball even do... it looks amazing... i want one...

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you just move the ball with your thumb, that way you dont have to put stress on your wrist and elbow, the small muscles simply do what the small muscles are supposed to do. it takes about 1-2 days to get used to, but once you get used to it you will never use a different mouse.

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Sippin,

I have nothing to say.



Blue Gatorade,

Matt

[JuntMonkey]

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there is a local 100 man tourney. It cost $125 to enter with $100 going back into the prize fund. The game last 1/2 day. Is this reasonable (the pay-out structure)?

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I have dog. It eats a lot. Do you like it's name?

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Not in the mood for this [censored].

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I'm not the only one who pictured Mr. T saying that right?

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Wiggs,

I don't get it....Al repushed only top pair?

Has he ever even played Omaha before?


Coke2 2 liters,

Snarf

[wiggs73]

no no no, he had top pair and a GUTFUCKINGSHOT STRAIGHT DRAW OBV.

the donkey. in all fairness, i had just used my entire time bank before calling his all-in with the nut straight in a PLHE sng, so I guess this was karma.


i spot a frog who
is sitting on a lilly
he is at rest now,

wiggs

[LesJ]

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95% fav on turn for those that don't know what's up...


PokerStars Game #6946787107: Tournament #35452090, $5.00+$0.25 Omaha Pot Limit - Match Round I, Level II (10/20) - 2006/11/08 - 20:11:09 (ET)
Table '35452090 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: AlReturnsLOL (1135 in chips)
Seat 2: wiggs73 (1865 in chips)
wiggs73: posts small blind 10
AlReturnsLOL: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wiggs73 [9h 8s Ah Td]
wiggs73: raises 40 to 60
AlReturnsLOL: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Jh Ad 8c]
wiggs73 said, "ya u right"
AlReturnsLOL: checks
AlReturnsLOL said, "lol"
wiggs73: bets 120
AlReturnsLOL: calls 120
*** TURN *** [Jh Ad 8c] [7h]
AlReturnsLOL: bets 160
wiggs73: raises 680 to 840
AlReturnsLOL: raises 115 to 955 and is all-in
wiggs73: calls 115
*** RIVER *** [Jh Ad 8c 7h] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AlReturnsLOL: shows [5d 9c Qs As] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
wiggs73: shows [9h 8s Ah Td] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
AlReturnsLOL collected 2270 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2270 | Rake 0
Board [Jh Ad 8c 7h Ts]
Seat 1: AlReturnsLOL (big blind) showed [5d 9c Qs As] and won (2270) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 2: wiggs73 (button) (small blind) showed [9h 8s Ah Td] and lost with a straight, Seven to Jack



unfucking real

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Thanks for letting me know the %s. . cause I am very unknowledgable in that game. Just how, however, is that last comment not censored??
No big deal, just curious. You can't say [censored], but you can say unfucking?

Les

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no no no, he had top pair and a GUTFUCKINGSHOT STRAIGHTFUCKINGDRAW FUCKINGOBV.

the donkey. in all fairness, i had just used my entire time bank before calling his all-in with the nut straight in a PLHE sng, so I guess this was the very beginning of the karma back I deserve for it.


i spot a frog who
is sitting on a lilly
How could you not date Jennifer Tilly?

wiggs

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FYP BITCH


Lucky Charms,

Snarf

[wiggs73]

sry, i will chill w/ the adult language.


[censored],

wiggs

[futuredoc85]

dave1mo plz stop berating the fish, esp after i remind you @ the table

[sippin_criss]

i just called 3500 chips on the bubble with A4o and the sitout had 80 chips left, making decisions without thinking for 2 seconds makes me go on life tilt and costs me money


heres a good one:

PokerStars Game #6948692911: Tournament #35460709, $25+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/11/08 - 22:24:49 (ET)
Table '35460709 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: machado28 (3176 in chips)
Seat 3: WinterBlues1 (5298 in chips)
Seat 5: sippin_criss (1870 in chips)
Seat 7: Shuffelking (3156 in chips)
machado28: posts the ante 25
WinterBlues1: posts the ante 25
sippin_criss: posts the ante 25
Shuffelking: posts the ante 25
sippin_criss: posts small blind 200
Shuffelking: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sippin_criss [Ks 8d]
machado28: folds
WinterBlues1: folds
sippin_criss: raises 1445 to 1845 and is all-in
Shuffelking: calls 1445 ****slowrolls****
*** FLOP *** [9h Js 7c]
*** TURN *** [9h Js 7c] [2c]
sippin_criss said, "**** you"
Shuffelking said, "been waiting"
*** RIVER *** [9h Js 7c 2c] [Th]
sippin_criss said, "piece of sjit"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sippin_criss: shows [Ks 8d] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
Shuffelking: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
sippin_criss said, "LOL"
sippin_criss collected 3790 from pot
sippin_criss said, "HAHAHAHHAHA"
sippin_criss said, "HAHAHA"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3790 | Rake 0
Board [9h Js 7c 2c Th]
Seat 1: machado28 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WinterBlues1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sippin_criss (small blind) showed [Ks 8d] and won (3790) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 7: Shuffelking (big blind) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings

[Green Kool Aid]

<3 outdrawing slowrollers.