*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[PITTM]

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if i met a girl who wasn't a whore and wanted me for me and not just to have sex and was my type i wouldn't hesitate to become exclusive. i'd never cheat on a girl either.

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qft.

[Keepitsimple]

Goofy, she thinks you are gay if she couldnt feel your dick.

And if she could feel it. She thinks you are weird for not atleast trying.

[Georgia Avenue]

KIS: Goofy had some kind of sexytime. Not posting details is ok, but he really needs to at least "yaddayaddayadda" to indicate that he's gettin a little sumthinsumthin.

This weekend I am going to visit GSG. I've now cut my sexytime options down to 1 in the area and I'm considering not seeing her before I leave the state to be utterly focused on my #1 priority. TBH I am totally a goner. If this chick asked me to move to where she is I would. If she wanted me to remain chaste in DC I would at least give it a shot, despite that being both retarded and impossible. Sigh.

Such a sucker I am.

--GA

[Keepitsimple]

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Snakes on a Plane was supposed to promote cuddly time, but didn't work out that way. Damn boys. Don't they understand that being invited to my room at 2am to watch B movies means I need snuggles?

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How close did you sit? Did you drink alcohol?

Ps. I think I need some advice. Im going to meet/invite a girl(friend since one month) for heroes/dexter/movie tomorrow. Im planning on splitting a bottle of white wine with dinner. Good idea?

[Anacardo]

GA,

Not getting laid might be retarded, but it's definitely not impossible, or even hard.

Expert lessons available,

'Cardo.

[4_2_it]

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Snakes on a Plane was supposed to promote cuddly time, but didn't work out that way. Damn boys. Don't they understand that being invited to my room at 2am to watch B movies means I need snuggles?

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Wow. I know how this always ended up when I was in college.

[Georgia Avenue]

Just had some pretty A+ sexytime imo. She bit my lip so I slapped her face, not hard, but it suprised the s--t outta her. Then she grabbed my ass and called me a bitch while I plowed her. Such delicate and romantic creatures, women...

Also found out that gsg wants to come here from xmas break.

Life is good.

[PITTM]

GA didnt you say something about not [censored] girls who werent GSG like less than 24 hours ago? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Georgia Avenue]

Lies. I said I narrowed it down to one other chick.

Anyway I would if I had to, but I dont. Yet.

BEat: Hicky on my neck. :-?

[HighSteakesPr0]