Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart

[BigBadBabar]

yahoo chess ftw pls
also if anyone wants a beatdown in risk or [insert other strategy game here] i'm happy to oblige

[aK13]

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ak13 are you talking about this thread?

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Not specifically, but I was too lazy to find it to post [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I'm just rambling, as always.

[KingOtter]

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wow - how many guesses do you get?

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QFT ... I can't decode that one.

[Xhad]

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Thank Shania! Finally, SOMEBODY is doing something to take down the online gaming 'bots! At least Yahoo! Hearts is now clean.

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I used to multitable Yahoo! Spades in high school.

[Brain]

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wow - how many guesses do you get?

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QFT ... I can't decode that one.

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Isn't it VdLnr?

[marchron]

When last we left As Chat Goes By, marchron had found himself in quite a predicament:

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Hello Mike,

Thank you for contacting Full Tilt Poker Support.

It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an environment in which they can play without being harassed or called names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:

Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
DVhello (Observer): FOLD FOR HIM
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!

We have revoked your chat privileges at this time for a period of one month, after which time they may be reinstated upon your request. Any attempt to circumvent this suspension may result in the permanent closing of your account.

We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of luck at the tables.

Regards,

XXXXXXXXXX
Full Tilt Poker Support

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Since he knew he was busted, marchron decided to own up to his bad behavior:

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My name is "SaylorMarsh." This is not me. I will admit that I harrassed a player at that table, namely FTP pro Paul Wolfe, but in my opinion he deserved it, and I'll gladly take my suspension if that's what the punishment is, but considering he deliberately stalled play in order to secure himself a seat in the WSOP, I think the bigger offense is his, not mine.

Also, I e-mailed you last week about a hand history and haven't received a response yet. Can you get back to me on that?

Thanks,
Mike
FTP ID: "SaylorMarsh"

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Luckily, his show of honesty and humility, to say nothing of his bewildering use of commas in a gigantic run-on sentence, earned him a token of forgiveness from Full Tilt Poker:

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Hello Mike,

Thank you for contacting Full Tilt Poker Support.

We apologize for the confusion. We have reinstated your chat at this time. As for your concern in regards to stalling, please rest assured our software does not allow for this type of table abuse, but for further clarification we are forwarding your email to our Poker team.

Thank you for your patience and for choosing Full Tilt Poker.

Regards,

XXXXXXXXXX
Full Tilt Poker Support

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Next time on As Chat Goes By . . . will Full Tilt ever discover that it is in fact possible to deliberately stall-play hands in satellites in order to help ensure oneself a seat? Will they ever get back to him on his amazing quad-Aces hand history?

Stay tuned, next time on As Chat Goes By.

[bravos1]

so I played 3 hrs of 6/12 today and finished +$3 [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

$1/hr definitely worth it..lol

Some very interesting hands, which includes a guy calling my 3-bet PF cold w/ 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and flopping the nuts on a 236r flop [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] This guy was running SOOO sick hot. He actually won 8 pots in a single 9 hand orbit! He bought in for $100 (LOL) and left w/ over $1100 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] in about 2 hrs.

[bozlax]

So for supper tonight I'm making tequila-lime grilled porkchops and spaghetti with homemade tomato-garlic-onion sauce. Haven't tried the chops, yet, but I've been tasting the sauce and it's mighty, mighty gOOt.

[bennyhana]

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So for supper tonight I'm making tequila-lime grilled porkchops and spaghetti with homemade tomato-garlic-onion sauce. Haven't tried the chops, yet, but I've been tasting the sauce and it's mighty, mighty gOOt.

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that is quite a strange combination.

[BigBadBabar]

boz just built a spice rack