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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**
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Why today sucks... 1. I am off, but spent 4 hours on conference calls for work. 2. I was at Starbucks, just logging on and sitting down at UB when it dumped a Large Coffee all over the place. 99% went on my legs (and burned like a sonofagun) 1% hit my laptop. 3. Apparently 1% of a large is just enough coffee to make the keyboard go whacky...so my "c" key was punching in "cvm,<//" when I punched it. 4. My UB password has two letter c's in it. 5. Hot coffee burns through denim. 6. The Starbuck's gal was nice enough to get me a new large coffee, and she accidentally dropped it while bringing it to me. 7. I don't even drink coffee all that often. [/ QUOTE ] OWNED |
#802
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**
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[ QUOTE ] Why today sucks... 1. I am off, but spent 4 hours on conference calls for work. 2. I was at Starbucks, just logging on and sitting down at UB when it dumped a Large Coffee all over the place. 99% went on my legs (and burned like a sonofagun) 1% hit my laptop. 3. Apparently 1% of a large is just enough coffee to make the keyboard go whacky...so my "c" key was punching in "cvm,<//" when I punched it. 4. My UB password has two letter c's in it. 5. Hot coffee burns through denim. 6. The Starbuck's gal was nice enough to get me a new large coffee, and she accidentally dropped it while bringing it to me. 7. I don't even drink coffee all that often. [/ QUOTE ] OWNED [/ QUOTE ] On a good note, the denim in jeans is apparently sewn thicker in the crotch, so coffee does not burn through it. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] |
#803
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**
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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter) Hero (SB): $25.00 BB: $29.05 UTG: $24.95 MP: $27.90 CO: $12.25 BTN: $0.00 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players) BB folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $0.85</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.75, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.25</font>, UTG calls $2.40, BTN calls $2.40 Flop: ($9.75) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players) BTN checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6.50</font>, UTG folds, BTN calls $6.50 Turn: ($22.75) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) BTN checks, Hero checks River: ($22.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">BTN bets all-in for $16.55</font>, Hero folds Uncalled bet of $16.55 returned to BTN Pot Size: $22.75 ($1.10 Rake) Villian shows Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] |
#804
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**
Just had my biggest pot ever by 10 BB's at $50 NL!!!
Preflop, I almost actually decided to make it $7 or $8 because we were so deep already as it was, not sure now if he would've called anyway with K10s. I was so afraid of seeing AA or some draw hitting, but I think I played it perfect for the most part lol... PokerStars Game #11934711042: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/08 - 01:27:11 (ET) Table 'Erriapo V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: brysonm ($44.20 in chips) Seat 2: juliam73 ($81.75 in chips) Seat 3: JamesBond_AA ($127 in chips) Seat 4: dozzo67 ($50 in chips) Seat 5: miamidad ($11.75 in chips) Seat 6: _2_4_0_0 ($143.90 in chips) _2_4_0_0: posts small blind $0.25 brysonm: posts big blind $0.50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to _2_4_0_0 [9c 9d] juliam73: folds JamesBond_AA: raises $1.50 to $2 dozzo67: folds miamidad: folds _2_4_0_0: calls $1.75 brysonm: calls $1.50 *** FLOP *** [9s Ac 8s] _2_4_0_0: bets $4 brysonm: calls $4 JamesBond_AA: raises $12 to $16 _2_4_0_0: raises $32 to $48 brysonm: folds JamesBond_AA: raises $77 to $125 and is all-in _2_4_0_0: calls $77 *** TURN *** [9s Ac 8s] [Qh] *** RIVER *** [9s Ac 8s Qh] [6h] *** SHOW DOWN *** _2_4_0_0: shows [9c 9d] (three of a kind, Nines) JamesBond_AA: mucks hand _2_4_0_0 collected $257 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $260 | Rake $3 Board [9s Ac 8s Qh 6h] Seat 1: brysonm (big blind) folded on the Flop Seat 2: juliam73 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: JamesBond_AA mucked [Ts Ks] Seat 4: dozzo67 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: miamidad (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: _2_4_0_0 (small blind) showed [9c 9d] and won ($257) with three of a kind, Nines |
#805
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**
its not like i'm not winning hands, but hands like these negate any winnings i have, especially during my 10K breakeven run...
FullTiltPoker Game #3495804114: Table Abyss (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:37:54 ET - 2007/09/08 Seat 1: bigdaverules ($3.75) Seat 2: Wry19 ($6.85) Seat 3: Gtown19kilo ($5.60) Seat 4: Triguenita ($7.55) Seat 5: WuDaBuM ($10) Seat 6: _xryun_ ($17.10) Gtown19kilo has 5 seconds left to act Gtown19kilo posts the small blind of $0.05 Triguenita posts the big blind of $0.10 5 seconds left to act bigdaverules is sitting out Time has expired The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to WuDaBuM [7d 7s] WuDaBuM raises to $0.40 _xryun_ folds bigdaverules has returned Wry19 raises to $0.70 Gtown19kilo folds Triguenita calls $0.60 WuDaBuM calls $0.30 *** FLOP *** [8c Qh 7c] Triguenita bets $2.15 WuDaBuM raises to $9.30, and is all in Wry19 folds Triguenita calls $4.70, and is all in WuDaBuM shows [7d 7s] Triguenita shows [Qd 6h] Uncalled bet of $2.45 returned to WuDaBuM *** TURN *** [8c Qh 7c] [4s] *** RIVER *** [8c Qh 7c 4s] [5d] WuDaBuM shows three of a kind, Sevens Triguenita shows a straight, Eight high Triguenita wins the pot ($14.85) with a straight, Eight high *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $15.85 | Rake $1 Board: [8c Qh 7c 4s 5d] Seat 1: bigdaverules is sitting out Seat 2: Wry19 (button) folded on the Flop Seat 3: Gtown19kilo (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 4: Triguenita (big blind) showed [Qd 6h] and won ($14.85) with a straight, Eight high Seat 5: WuDaBuM showed [7d 7s] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens Seat 6: _xryun_ didn't bet (folded) |
#806
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**
That's just plain sick ^ ^ ^
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#807
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**
Another hella funny hand happened tonite... so I get KK...
On the turn Villian actually ASKS in chat: "KK?" and continues to shove river with QQ... priceless lol. PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter CO ($58.25) Hero ($67.25) SB ($19.50) BB ($11.45) UTG ($66.45) MP ($108) Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG calls $4. Flop: ($12.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, UTG calls $8. Turn: ($28.75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $20</font>, UTG calls $20. River: ($68.75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $32.45 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $32.45. Final Pot: $133.65 |
#808
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**
This pot came to a surprise to me, I wasn't expecting much action after the turn since they didn't seem too aggressive during the hand.. so it threw me off a bit..
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter SB ($89.80) Hero ($50) UTG ($19.70) MP ($56.55) Button ($45.25) Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. UTG calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $0.50, UTG calls $0.50. Flop: ($3.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2.5</font>, UTG folds, Button calls $2.50. Turn: ($8.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $5</font>, Button calls $5. River: ($18.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $18</font>, Hero calls $18. Final Pot: $54.25 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has 7c 7d (three of a kind, sevens). Button has Ac Tc (one pair, tens). Outcome: Hero wins $54.25. </font> |
#809
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**
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That's just plain sick ^ ^ ^ [/ QUOTE ] yea, completely gross and life tilt inducing |
#810
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Re: **Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**
ama where tha [censored] is that thread???? i just got 2 outered for a 450bb pot on the river against a complete tard and i cant even find tha damn thread. sigh... /endlife
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