**Official uNL Microbrew thread: September** - Page 81

Kimo White Devil · #**801** 09-07-2007, 10:36 PM

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Why today sucks...

1. I am off, but spent 4 hours on conference calls for work.

2. I was at Starbucks, just logging on and sitting down at UB when it dumped a Large Coffee all over the place. 99% went on my legs (and burned like a sonofagun) 1% hit my laptop.

3. Apparently 1% of a large is just enough coffee to make the keyboard go whacky...so my "c" key was punching in "cvm,<//" when I punched it.

4. My UB password has two letter c's in it.

5. Hot coffee burns through denim.

6. The Starbuck's gal was nice enough to get me a new large coffee, and she accidentally dropped it while bringing it to me.

7. I don't even drink coffee all that often.

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OWNED

Student Caine · #**802** 09-07-2007, 10:41 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Why today sucks...

1. I am off, but spent 4 hours on conference calls for work.

2. I was at Starbucks, just logging on and sitting down at UB when it dumped a Large Coffee all over the place. 99% went on my legs (and burned like a sonofagun) 1% hit my laptop.

3. Apparently 1% of a large is just enough coffee to make the keyboard go whacky...so my "c" key was punching in "cvm,<//" when I punched it.

4. My UB password has two letter c's in it.

5. Hot coffee burns through denim.

6. The Starbuck's gal was nice enough to get me a new large coffee, and she accidentally dropped it while bringing it to me.

7. I don't even drink coffee all that often.

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OWNED

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On a good note, the denim in jeans is apparently sewn thicker in the crotch, so coffee does not burn through it. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

DopamineRelease · #**803** 09-07-2007, 11:17 PM

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $25.00
BB: $29.05
UTG: $24.95
MP: $27.90
CO: $12.25
BTN: $0.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
BB folds, UTG raises to $0.85, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.75, Hero raises to $3.25, UTG calls $2.40, BTN calls $2.40

Flop: ($9.75) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BTN checks, Hero bets $6.50, UTG folds, BTN calls $6.50

Turn: ($22.75) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BTN checks, Hero checks

River: ($22.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BTN bets all-in for $16.55, Hero folds
Uncalled bet of $16.55 returned to BTN

Pot Size: $22.75 ($1.10 Rake)

Villian shows Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

HBomb · #**804** 09-08-2007, 01:38 AM

Just had my biggest pot ever by 10 BB's at $50 NL!!!

Preflop, I almost actually decided to make it $7 or $8 because we were so deep already as it was, not sure now if he would've called anyway with K10s. I was so afraid of seeing AA or some draw hitting, but I think I played it perfect for the most part lol...

PokerStars Game #11934711042: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/08 - 01:27:11 (ET)
Table 'Erriapo V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: brysonm ($44.20 in chips)
Seat 2: juliam73 ($81.75 in chips)
Seat 3: JamesBond_AA ($127 in chips)
Seat 4: dozzo67 ($50 in chips)
Seat 5: miamidad ($11.75 in chips)
Seat 6: _2_4_0_0 ($143.90 in chips)
_2_4_0_0: posts small blind $0.25
brysonm: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to _2_4_0_0 [9c 9d]
juliam73: folds
JamesBond_AA: raises $1.50 to $2
dozzo67: folds
miamidad: folds
_2_4_0_0: calls $1.75
brysonm: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [9s Ac 8s]
_2_4_0_0: bets $4
brysonm: calls $4
JamesBond_AA: raises $12 to $16
_2_4_0_0: raises $32 to $48
brysonm: folds
JamesBond_AA: raises $77 to $125 and is all-in
_2_4_0_0: calls $77
*** TURN *** [9s Ac 8s] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [9s Ac 8s Qh] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
_2_4_0_0: shows [9c 9d] (three of a kind, Nines)
JamesBond_AA: mucks hand
_2_4_0_0 collected $257 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $260 | Rake $3
Board [9s Ac 8s Qh 6h]
Seat 1: brysonm (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: juliam73 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JamesBond_AA mucked [Ts Ks]
Seat 4: dozzo67 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: miamidad (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: _2_4_0_0 (small blind) showed [9c 9d] and won ($257) with three of a kind, Nines

wudabum · #**805** 09-08-2007, 01:49 AM

its not like i'm not winning hands, but hands like these negate any winnings i have, especially during my 10K breakeven run...

FullTiltPoker Game #3495804114: Table Abyss (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:37:54 ET - 2007/09/08
Seat 1: bigdaverules ($3.75)
Seat 2: Wry19 ($6.85)
Seat 3: Gtown19kilo ($5.60)
Seat 4: Triguenita ($7.55)
Seat 5: WuDaBuM ($10)
Seat 6: _xryun_ ($17.10)
Gtown19kilo has 5 seconds left to act
Gtown19kilo posts the small blind of $0.05
Triguenita posts the big blind of $0.10
5 seconds left to act
bigdaverules is sitting out
Time has expired
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WuDaBuM [7d 7s]
WuDaBuM raises to $0.40
_xryun_ folds
bigdaverules has returned
Wry19 raises to $0.70
Gtown19kilo folds
Triguenita calls $0.60
WuDaBuM calls $0.30
*** FLOP *** [8c Qh 7c]
Triguenita bets $2.15
WuDaBuM raises to $9.30, and is all in
Wry19 folds
Triguenita calls $4.70, and is all in
WuDaBuM shows [7d 7s]
Triguenita shows [Qd 6h]
Uncalled bet of $2.45 returned to WuDaBuM
*** TURN *** [8c Qh 7c] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [8c Qh 7c 4s] [5d]
WuDaBuM shows three of a kind, Sevens
Triguenita shows a straight, Eight high
Triguenita wins the pot ($14.85) with a straight, Eight high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.85 | Rake $1
Board: [8c Qh 7c 4s 5d]
Seat 1: bigdaverules is sitting out
Seat 2: Wry19 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Gtown19kilo (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Triguenita (big blind) showed [Qd 6h] and won ($14.85) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 5: WuDaBuM showed [7d 7s] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 6: _xryun_ didn't bet (folded)

ajrees · #**806** 09-08-2007, 01:55 AM

That's just plain sick ^ ^ ^

HBomb · #**807** 09-08-2007, 01:59 AM

Another hella funny hand happened tonite... so I get KK...

On the turn Villian actually ASKS in chat: "KK?" and continues to shove river with QQ... priceless lol.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

CO ($58.25)
Hero ($67.25)
SB ($19.50)
BB ($11.45)
UTG ($66.45)
MP ($108)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, UTG calls $4.

Flop: ($12.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $8, UTG calls $8.

Turn: ($28.75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $20, UTG calls $20.

River: ($68.75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $32.45 (All-In), Hero calls $32.45.

Final Pot: $133.65

HBomb · #**808** 09-08-2007, 02:01 AM

This pot came to a surprise to me, I wasn't expecting much action after the turn since they didn't seem too aggressive during the hand.. so it threw me off a bit..

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

SB ($89.80)
Hero ($50)
UTG ($19.70)
MP ($56.55)
Button ($45.25)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, Button raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.50, UTG calls $0.50.

Flop: ($3.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $2.5, UTG folds, Button calls $2.50.

Turn: ($8.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $5, Button calls $5.

River: ($18.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $18, Hero calls $18.

Final Pot: $54.25

Results in white below: 
Hero has 7c 7d (three of a kind, sevens).
Button has Ac Tc (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $54.25.

wudabum · #**809** 09-08-2007, 02:02 AM

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That's just plain sick ^ ^ ^

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yea, completely gross and life tilt inducing

kaz2107 · #**810** 09-08-2007, 02:09 AM

ama where tha [censored] is that thread???? i just got 2 outered for a 450bb pot on the river against a complete tard and i cant even find tha damn thread. sigh... /endlife