Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart

[bozlax]

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Kf2 is illegal (checked by g3 pawn).

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We're looking at this from WHITE'S side of the board? Seriously, how the hell did black wind up here?

[tyler_cracker]

i agree.

pmr, please edit and post that in white.

[Buzz-cp]

Hey Boz, just saw lacross sticks on How It's Made. I was quite impressed at the craftsmanship in making those. I assumed that stuff was pounded out with machines.

[marchron]

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Good puzzle.

Solution in white:

<font color="white">Bg2 Nf4 Ke1 Ne2</font>

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<font color="white">Wouldn't this leave 4. ... Kg2 as a safe spot?</font>

[marchron]

I think I just got my chat banned from Full Tilt for calling Paul Wolfe bad names, repeatedly, when he "accidentally" disconnected in an attempt to buy 90 seconds' worth of reprieve in the 100-seater.

I don't care. It was a dick move. He busted out three short of getting the ME seat, and that's what he deserved.


Edit: yep, but get a load of this:

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Hello Mike,

Thank you for contacting Full Tilt Poker Support.

It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat
privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an
environment in which they can play without being harassed or called
names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:

Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
DVhello (Observer): FOLD FOR HIM
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!

We have revoked your chat privileges at this time for a period of one
month, after which time they may be reinstated upon your request. Any
attempt to circumvent this suspension may result in the permanent
closing of your account.

We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of
luck at the tables.

Regards,

XXXXXXXXXX
Full Tilt Poker Support

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That wasn't me. My name is "SaylorMarsh."

[PMR]

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Good puzzle.

Solution in white:

<font color="white">Bg2 Nf4 Ke1 Ne2</font>

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<font color="white">Wouldn't this leave 4. ... Kg2 as a safe spot?</font>

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<font color="white">No, the black king becomes trapped on on g1 by the white king and black's own pawn, bishop, and rook. Every move for black that leads up to that position is forced.</font>

[Wetdog]

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I think I just got my chat banned from Full Tilt for calling Paul Wolfe bad names, repeatedly, when he "accidentally" disconnected in an attempt to buy 90 seconds' worth of reprieve in the 100-seater.

I don't care. It was a dick move. He busted out three short of getting the ME seat, and that's what he deserved.


Edit: yep, but get a load of this:

[ QUOTE ]
Hello Mike,

Thank you for contacting Full Tilt Poker Support.

It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat
privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an
environment in which they can play without being harassed or called
names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:

Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
DVhello (Observer): FOLD FOR HIM
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!
Split One (Observer): TOO MANY CHATTERS NEED BIGGER WINDOW!!!!!

We have revoked your chat privileges at this time for a period of one
month, after which time they may be reinstated upon your request. Any
attempt to circumvent this suspension may result in the permanent
closing of your account.

We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of
luck at the tables.

Regards,

XXXXXXXXXX
Full Tilt Poker Support

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That wasn't me. My name is "SaylorMarsh."

[/ QUOTE ]

You do know that FT is rigged, right?

[marchron]

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Good puzzle.

Solution in white:

<font color="white">Bg2 Nf4 Ke1 Ne2</font>

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<font color="white">Wouldn't this leave 4. ... Kg2 as a safe spot?</font>

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<font color="white">No, the black king becomes trapped on on g1 by the white king and black's own pawn, bishop, and rook. Every move for black that leads up to that position is forced.</font>

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<font color="white">Aww crap, I forgot Black moves down again. nh.</font>

[Buzz-cp]

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Good puzzle.

Solution in white:

<font color="white">Bg2 Nf4 Ke1 Ne2</font>

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<font color="white">Wouldn't this leave 4. ... Kg2 as a safe spot?</font>

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<font color="white">all black moves are forced--only one choice</font>

lol white convos

[Buzz-cp]

You need to post the real chat now, march