Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

[Dangeresque]

I busted someone out with an overpair the other day and they gave me the stupidest insult ever:

"Go in hell."

Actually, I don't tap the glass myself, just nh, and swear for about 5 seconds at home, but only when it's sick or I get outplayed.

[wrschultz]

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If people are from Britain and are saying ty and sh!t like that after they runner my ass:

HAHAHA princess Diana died and she suffered hahahahahahahahahah.

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Not trying to be disrepectful here, but I really can't understand why people love Diana so much. When I was in London about a year ago, I must have heard people talk about Diana at least once a day. I guess I just don't really know very much about what she did?

[WhitePepper]

Not really the same topic but i'll always remember it when I go on monkeytilt.

When I first started playing poker 2 years ago I took my whole $150 br to a $50nl table and proceeded to lose it all to suckouts, the last being my AA vs AKs.

After slaming my mouse against the wall a few times my roomates ugly friend walked in. At the time she had this huge crush on my roomate, but he didn't like her at all and just used her for rides from school and work.

Ugly Girl: "What the hell are you doing???"

Me: "Ray hates you and whenever you leave we call you fishface and [censored] laugh for hours."

After that i had to start driving my roomate around.

[Evigt_Drabbad]

lol

[DaExMan]

I don't remember where i heard this but i like it, "Nice hand, sir. And by hand, I mean catch. And by sir, I mean moron"

[Rowem]

"f****ng foreigners can't even read their f****ng cards"

or the classic

"lol you f****ng stupid moronic c**t"

[JMX]

I knew this guy flopped air on a flop of Q-3-2, so I re-raised his c-bet all-in with my 3-6, he had A-J.

Dealer: gruff9696 has high card Ace
Dealer: JMX29 has a pair of Threes
Dealer: Game #9622889507: JMX29 wins pot (2810) with a pair of Threes
Dealer: gruff9696 finished the tournament in 12th place
gruff9696 [observer]: 6-3 ** ck you ** ckn ***
gruff9696 [observer]: ***ET ]
gruff9696 [observer]: WHAT R U DOING
JMX29: ok, then don't min-raise next time
gruff9696 [observer]: I WENT ALL IN
gruff9696 [observer]: ON THE FLOP
gruff9696 [observer]: LOSER
JMX29: when you had the worst hand...yeah, smart
gruff9696 [observer]: U R GOONNA WIND UP BROKE 1 DAY MAKN STUPID ** CKN CALLS LIKE THAT I WANT TO BE AROUND 2 TO TRTAKE UR MONEY IMBRED ** C K
gruff9696 [observer]: UR A SMALL **** PIECE OF SH IT
gruff9696 [observer]: ****
gruff9696 [observer]: D I CK

[Burnsabre]

typed it looks like this: "sigh. nh."

if online poker had mic chat, it would sound like this "OMFJ you stupid f***ing son of a Tawainese a** wh*re b****."

[DaveyDonk]

After a bad beat given from some retard:

"You. Powerball. NOW"

[breitling996]

During a sng for a seat in the main event, i said to the guy who knocked me out that i hope he wins a seat.. he says thx alot.. i say so when take the flight over from enlgand your plane crashes and u die in the fire.. was last year on stars anger management has helped since...