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Re: Wife Cheats On Me So I Hide In Her Trunk
what if she wasnt cheating then found you randomly in her trunk?
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#72
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Well it just makes you come off as a huge pompous douchebag, tbh. [/ QUOTE ] After re-reading it, perhaps that is how it came across. Def not my intention. [/ QUOTE ] honestly i though it was pretty funny mostly exactly because you come across as a pompous douchebag which is funny stuff imo |
#73
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Re: Wife Cheats On Me So I Hide In Her Trunk
counseling would be a good idea imo
probably individual and the 2 of you |
#74
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what if she wasnt cheating then found you randomly in her trunk? [/ QUOTE ] Once you commit to spending 3+ hours in a trunk, you are already 100% there is cheating going on. |
#75
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couldn't he just yell "Surprise!!" and hope she went for it?
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#76
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AND HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE TRUNK? [/ QUOTE ] I put a bunch of double-sided duct tape on the part of the trunk where it closes/locks. So it appeared to be fully closed but it wasnt locked. Also when I was inside I did notice the trunk release. |
#77
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[censored] her in the ass.. then jizz all over her face.. then say have a nice life baby.
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#78
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couldn't he just yell "Surprise!!" and hope she went for it? [/ QUOTE ] Lmao, that was pretty much my line of thinking. |
#79
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Also when I was inside I did notice the trunk release. [/ QUOTE ] Mine glows in the dark. After three hours in a dark trunk I'd begin to wonder if it was some sort of deep-sea angler fish. Also there would have been drugs |
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[censored] her in the ass.. then jizz all over her face.. then say have a nice life baby. [/ QUOTE ] She already lets me jizz on her face. Any other ideas? |
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