Week 1 Fantasy Bitch/Brag

[Wondercall]

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Bitch: My team is a glass cannon

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I like this.

Oh yeah [censored] Tony Romo.

[JoshK]

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what the hell is a glass cannon?

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Refers to a person, weapon, or vehicle which has a high output, but a low defense, life, durability, etc.

[VayaConDios]

Bitch: Brandon Jacobs

Bitch: Opponent has Tony Romo.

Bitch: I might be the only person in all of fantasy football to lose this week with Roethlisberger and the Steeler D.

[kkcountry]

bitch: probably going 0-3 unless gore/ocho cinco light it up tonight (down 30ish), or Todd Heap disappears (5.8 pts up, .5 ppr, 10yds rec/1 pt)

bitch: 0-1 and 2nd in points in two of my leagues

bitch: 3-0 was looking like a possiblity at halftime of SNF

bitch: sucka dick Romo and TO

[Sluss]

I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Tomlinson Plays like crap puts up 20+ fantasy points.

Lots of sweats tonight. I have one locked up and still have a good shot to go 5-0.

[bottomset]

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beat: my opponent will win b/c he got 60+ pts from the minnesota d + eli manning. [censored]

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Beat: Larry Johnson. [censored] that guy and his stupid ass coach.

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he didn't do that badly, just not many carries.

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they need to find balance with him, last 2years they grossly overused him, now 10carries is a little thin

[4_2_it]

Bitch: Steven Jackson
Brag(s): Randy Moss, Romo, Marvin, Marshawn and Steve Smith picked up the slack

[SL__72]

Bitch: Jacobs... McNabb?
Brag: Coles, Curry, Gates

Up 24 with my Gore and Clayton vs. his Balt. D left to play.

[Perplexity]

Beat: Down 79-0 after Thursday (opp has Manning and Wayne)

Brag: Picked up Vikings DST Sunday morning and started them. 45FPP in our league's silly scoring system (2 TDs = 18FPP, 3 PA = 17FPP, 2 Ints = 4FPP, 6 Sacks = 6 FPP).

Beat: Injuries to C Williams and D Hackett.

Brag: About 85% chance of winning (down 23 with Palmer / Heap / Stover left against Graham)

[BowToYourSensei]

bitch: reggie brown, lee evans, jones-drew, team scored 51 points under expectation

brag: i don't have herpes