September Low-Content Thread

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Also I'm really getting sick of people saying "you got me" when they have anything better than like, top pair .

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goddamn los angeles players

[ProfessorBen]

SICK SICK SICK HAND:

Borg 20
Preflop:
I raise 66 too early(probably 3 off the button), unknown white guy 3bets me next in, unknown young asian lady takes three to the face, I call.

Flop: JT6
I check, white bets, lady raises, I 3-bet, white caps.

Turn: T
I bet, white calls, lady raises, I puke and call, white calls.

River: J
ZOMG I WANT TO [censored] DIE. Instead, I check, white checks, lady checks.

lady shows AA
white mucks
I slowroll the NUTS due to disbelief.

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any of you canterbury players have a tax professional familiar with poker filing etc, my guy botched it and i'll have to redo my old ones and change who i am using going forward

[Munchkin Mayor]

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Eh cut the kid a break for christ sakes... he was just playing 1-2 Limit for a hour and a half.

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3-6!!! The biggest he's ever played! And I'm the one who got him the deal! But, ok. I won over a grand last night so I'll pay for dinner. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Would your mom be willing to post me in a game? I will give her the same deal.

[surfdoc]

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Eh surf its all about LOST.


LOST > 24

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Yes, tru dat. But Entourage > LOST >24

Ari Gold is the nut TV character and it is NOT close.

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I can't argue with that sir... but where does the office go? It has to be better than 24!

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Office is the best show, but I will admit to never seeing an episode of 24 or Lost. I purposely avoid shows that I could get addicted to so I can free up free time, since having a job takes up all my time. I accidently got hooked on the Office, and now I can't miss a show.

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Damn you to hell. *fires up blockbuster online to order the office*

[Hass]

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Turn's the T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] I'm pretty sure the hand's a misdeal at this point but figure I'll sort it out later.

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Lol.

[Howard Beale]

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Eh cut the kid a break for christ sakes... he was just playing 1-2 Limit for a hour and a half.

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3-6!!! The biggest he's ever played! And I'm the one who got him the deal! But, ok. I won over a grand last night so I'll pay for dinner. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Would your mom be willing to post me in a game? I will give her the same deal.

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Sure. She'll put you in the bigger games. But she's gonna want something else than money............

[Captain R]

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I think this is the biggest pot in BBs I've ever won with aces. All the other times I've seen it capped multiway, I lose to 97o.

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I won the same type of hand and BB's once, except I was in MP with AA and button had KK. I had to check-raise the turn (squeezing SB QQ) after capping preflop and flop. QQ had the sense to fold though on the turn after the check-raise.

[Captain R]

Laura, a dealer at Bay101 is dealing the 20 game. While we're playing, she tells us about her weekend and how she had to take her son (18 y.o.) to the hospital.

I ask "what happened?". She says he had an emergency. "What kind of emergency?". He broke his penis.

WTF? "He broke his penis?". Yeah, he zigged while his girlfriend zagged apparently. So the penis has no bones or cartilege, but he ruptured a blood vessel and he called his mom and she took him to the emergency room. I ask, "does his girlfriend have a broken nose?".

John, the nittiest, grumpiest old fart at Bay101 says "broken penis? I had a broken penis once.". Now John is about 85 y.o., always in a bad mood, he could probably star in the the 85 y.o. virgin. Everyone at the table is shocked. Huh?

John goes on, "yeah, I was stationed in Iran and drunk with a bunch of my army buddies. We met some girls and I was drunk, and then I ended up breaking my penis.". WTF? Everyone starts laughing. Another player says "John, I would have never guessed. You would be the last person we would have suspected!!!". Even Laura is laughing.

John -- "yeah, those were the good days. I still remember her, she was a blondie".

[jba]

yeah dennis rodman broken his penis on like a canoe or something, he was talking about it on howard stern. sounds rough.