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Old 08-16-2007, 12:59 AM
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The Shocker opens those legs right up. Also makes her come harder. Double bonus.

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Haha, so goddamn true. Everybody wins. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 08-16-2007, 01:17 AM
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i just want to say that i will never understand women who don't like getting head. i mean seriously WTF

playing oral tag is the hottest, no better way to while away a lazy afternoon, better than sex in this weather
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Old 08-16-2007, 01:26 AM
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Dude, you're not a dog at the water bowl. Think more along the lines of tickling/massaging with your tongue. I don't know, maybe she's got an abnormal quantity of fluid flowing, but there should be no quenching of thirst at this watering hole.

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It's more like while I do this with my tongue, I don't swallow my own saliva. So it accumulates. Then, I have to swallow or dribble it like an amateur, and when I do, it's mixed in with female juice.
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Old 08-16-2007, 01:34 AM
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Dude, you're not a dog at the water bowl. Think more along the lines of tickling/massaging with your tongue. I don't know, maybe she's got an abnormal quantity of fluid flowing, but there should be no quenching of thirst at this watering hole.

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It's more like while I do this with my tongue, I don't swallow my own saliva. So it accumulates. Then, I have to swallow or dribble it like an amateur, and when I do, it's mixed in with female juice.

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...cotton balls ftw!
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Old 08-16-2007, 01:44 AM
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Oh yeah, I've tried sort of quickly wiping my tongue with my hand... but it doesn't really work. Where do I wipe my hand afterwards? And most of the time, if my tongue is doing this stuff, my fingers have been partying at the creme de cassis too

This is why my #1 fantasy is for some girl whose genital produce tastes like creme de cassis
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Old 08-16-2007, 02:05 AM
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you havent ate pussy until you have ate an ass.
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Old 08-16-2007, 02:14 AM
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you havent ate pussy until you have ate an ass.

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Tell your girlfriend to get to the gynecologist immediately.
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Old 08-16-2007, 02:22 AM
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you havent ate pussy until you have ate an ass.

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Tell your girlfriend to get to the gynecologist immediately.

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I actually prefer eating ass. Granted, I enjoy eating the puss, but any guy can do that. Become a great ass-eater and you've pretty much figured out life..
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Old 08-16-2007, 02:44 AM
EvanJC EvanJC is offline
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you havent ate pussy until you have ate an ass.

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Tell your girlfriend to get to the gynecologist immediately.

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I actually prefer eating ass. Granted, I enjoy eating the puss, but any guy can do that. Become a great ass-eater and you've pretty much figured out life..

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there's a skill there? serious question. seems highly straight forward. i guess that means i'm doing it wrong then, probably.
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Old 08-16-2007, 02:48 AM
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Oh yeah, I've tried sort of quickly wiping my tongue with my hand... but it doesn't really work. Where do I wipe my hand afterwards? And most of the time, if my tongue is doing this stuff, my fingers have been partying at the creme de cassis too

This is why my #1 fantasy is for some girl whose genital produce tastes like creme de cassis

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Date a vegetarian, their pussy has practically no taste at all. At least in my experience
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