Official July [censored] Thread

[Ontario_Tory]

it's one thing when I can't win coin flips. Even when I can't win 60/40's...

But this is how my day's been going...

800 odd people left in the $3r on stars. Villain just lost a HUGE pot on a tough beat.

I get aces, he pushes...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG+1 (t19842)
MP1 (t13413)
MP2 (t9525)
MP3 (t23665)
CO (t11805)
Button (t4520)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t19025)</font>
BB (t18751)
<font color="#C00000">UTG (t23985)</font>

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t23960</font>, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, Hero calls t18800 (All-In), <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: (t42960) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t42960) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t42960) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t42960

Results in white below:
Hero has As Ad (two pair, aces and queens).
UTG has Ac Kc (flush, ace high).
Outcome: UTG wins t42960.


I f'n Hate this game sometimes.

[Chesskid1]

my ROI has dropped from 95% to 60% in MTTs and 75%~ to 45% in sit and goes in the last month. fjdskfajsfsdkflsjfsjlflsjflskjfasklfdhfafasdhfshdk fhskdncskncakdnfaskd i cannot win.

[djk123]

For the chiplead 5 handed in ap 150k [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Stage #811066425 Tourney ID 1736144 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit $32000 - 2007-07-07 22:15:14 (ET)
Table: 83 (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 1 - 1_TIME_DEALE ($661401.32 in chips)
Seat 5 - LOUIE1021 ($538283.90 in chips)
Seat 6 - SEXYLCEMAN25 ($817747.18 in chips)
Seat 7 - MHREP ($434019.10 in chips)
Seat 9 - TXGOLFER25 ($588548.50 in chips)
1_TIME_DEALE - Ante $1600
LOUIE1021 - Ante $1600
SEXYLCEMAN25 - Ante $1600
MHREP - Ante $1600
TXGOLFER25 - Ante $1600
SEXYLCEMAN25 - Posts small blind $16000
MHREP - Posts big blind $32000
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to MHREP [Jd Jc]
TXGOLFER25 - Folds
1_TIME_DEALE - Folds
LOUIE1021 - Raises $128000 to $128000
SEXYLCEMAN25 - Folds
MHREP - All-In(Raise) $400419.10 to $432419.10
LOUIE1021 - Calls $304419.10
*** FLOP *** [Ad 8h 7s]
*** TURN *** [Ad 8h 7s] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 8h 7s 6c] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LOUIE1021 - Shows [7c 7d] (Three of a kind, sevens)
MHREP - Shows [Jd Jc] (One pair, jacks)
LOUIE1021 Collects $888838.20 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($888838.20)
Board [Ad 8h 7s 6c 2d]
Seat 1: 1_TIME_DEALE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: LOUIE1021 (dealer) won Total ($888838.20) HI$888838.20) with Three of a kind, sevens [7c 7d - B:7s,P:7d,P:7c,B:Ad,B:8h]
Seat 6: SEXYLCEMAN25 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: MHREP (big blind) HI:lost with One pair, jacks [Jd Jc - P:Jd,P:Jc,B:Ad,B:8h,B:7s]
Seat 9: TXGOLFER25 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

[schwah]

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[DeuceSeven]

After 15 sngs, alot for me I run at 53% itm and 5% roi, how the [censored] does this happen? Well 99 &lt; A7 aipf, AA &lt; QJ on a Jxx board ai on the flop, then a whole assortment of losing most of the coin flips, 60/40s, and half of my 75/25s. Oh and having a big hand pf AQ 3 handed shove into KK or QQ, that's fun though since I can't suck out as a dog.

Phew, feel better thanks 2+2.

[bulldogs24]

open enders are the nuts.. i love this 6 man on tilt.. its so abd.. yet i can never ever [censored] hold

Full Tilt Poker Game #2882192491: $14,000 Guarantee (21489644), Table 91 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:33:16 ET - 2007/07/07
Seat 1: TheStand (3,605)
Seat 2: CopyLord (5,868)
Seat 3: dubft (2,170)
Seat 4: bdls0406 (5,470)
Seat 5: bonesley (4,415)
Seat 6: CookieMonster2 (6,230)
CopyLord posts the small blind of 30
dubft posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CookieMonster2 [Qh Kd]
bdls0406 calls 60
bonesley folds
CookieMonster2 raises to 225
TheStand folds
CopyLord folds
dubft calls 165
bdls0406 folds
*** FLOP *** [Td Kc 7h]
dubft checks
CookieMonster2 bets 6,005, and is all in
dubft calls 1,945, and is all in
CookieMonster2 shows [Qh Kd]
dubft shows [8h 9h]
Uncalled bet of 4,060 returned to CookieMonster2
*** TURN *** [Td Kc 7h] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Td Kc 7h Th] [4h]
CookieMonster2 shows two pair, Kings and Tens
dubft shows a flush, Ten high
dubft wins the pot (4,430) with a flush, Ten high
CookieMonster2: KLFMAO
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,430 | Rake 0
Board: [Td Kc 7h Th 4h]
Seat 1: TheStand (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: CopyLord (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: dubft (big blind) showed [8h 9h] and won (4,430) with a flush, Ten high
Seat 4: bdls0406 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: bonesley didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: CookieMonster2 showed [Qh Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens

[djk123]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2882535316: $16,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (21305204), Table 13 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:11:36 ET - 2007/07/08
Seat 1: Dingo1010 (9,408)
Seat 3: Little Ants (71,399)
Seat 4: Miles Mc (25,820)
Seat 5: TollBoothBandit (57,262)
Seat 6: jwpoker4 (46,504)
Seat 8: mhrep (24,719)
Seat 9: lboogie1415 (41,563)
Dingo1010 antes 150
Little Ants antes 150
Miles Mc antes 150
TollBoothBandit antes 150
jwpoker4 antes 150
mhrep antes 150
lboogie1415 antes 150
jwpoker4 posts the small blind of 600
mhrep posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mhrep [5c Jc]
lboogie1415 folds
Dingo1010 folds
Little Ants folds
Miles Mc folds
TollBoothBandit raises to 3,220
jwpoker4 raises to 8,600
mhrep has 15 seconds left to act
mhrep raises to 24,569, and is all in
TollBoothBandit folds
jwpoker4 folds
Uncalled bet of 15,969 returned to mhrep
mhrep mucks
mhrep wins the pot (21,470)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21,470 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Dingo1010 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Little Ants folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Miles Mc folded before the Flop
Seat 5: TollBoothBandit (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: jwpoker4 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: mhrep (big blind) collected (21,470), mucked
Seat 9: lboogie1415 folded before the Flop

[bulldogs24]

o this is the best of the month.. these 6 man.. ftp just wants my ass as bloody as can be

Full Tilt Poker Game #2882546832: $14,000 Guarantee (21489644), Table 97 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:12:54 ET - 2007/07/08
Seat 1: tuyetph (1,850)
Seat 2: DYnaSTyZz (11,280)
Seat 3: CookieMonster2 (13,918)
Seat 4: Riverrathehe (6,170)
Seat 5: luckystraw (4,329)
Seat 6: therrinn (6,795)
luckystraw posts the small blind of 60
therrinn posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CookieMonster2 [Jh Qd]
tuyetph folds
DYnaSTyZz folds
CookieMonster2 raises to 322
Riverrathehe folds
luckystraw calls 262
therrinn calls 202
*** FLOP *** [4h Qs 2c]
luckystraw checks
therrinn checks
CookieMonster2 bets 1,111
luckystraw calls 1,111
therrinn folds
*** TURN *** [4h Qs 2c] [Js]
luckystraw bets 2,896, and is all in
CookieMonster2 calls 2,896
luckystraw shows [8d 4d]
CookieMonster2 shows [Jh Qd]
*** RIVER *** [4h Qs 2c Js] [4s]
luckystraw shows three of a kind, Fours
CookieMonster2 shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
luckystraw wins the pot (8,980) with three of a kind, Fours
CookieMonster2: LOMFGm
CookieMonster2: ofoaosd
CookieMonster2: mf
CookieMonster2: modsmo
CookieMonster2: fmosdmo
CookieMonster2: fmosdmfmosdmofds
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,980 | Rake 0
Board: [4h Qs 2c Js 4s]
Seat 1: tuyetph didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: DYnaSTyZz didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: CookieMonster2 showed [Jh Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 4: Riverrathehe (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: luckystraw (small blind) showed [8d 4d] and won (8,980) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 6: therrinn (big blind) folded on the Flop

[bulldogs24]

fps is awesome

Full Tilt Poker Game #2882610114: $14,000 Guarantee (21489644), Table 97 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:20:00 ET - 2007/07/08
Seat 1: tuyetph (2,900)
Seat 2: DYnaSTyZz (13,090)
Seat 3: CookieMonster2 (17,229)
Seat 4: Riverrathehe (4,310)
Seat 5: varouj_s (12,790)
Seat 6: therrinn (5,853)
CookieMonster2 posts the small blind of 80
Riverrathehe posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CookieMonster2 [As Ac]
varouj_s folds
therrinn folds
tuyetph has 15 seconds left to act
tuyetph folds
DYnaSTyZz raises to 480
CookieMonster2 calls 400
Riverrathehe folds
*** FLOP *** [Td Kh 6s]
CookieMonster2 checks
DYnaSTyZz checks
*** TURN *** [Td Kh 6s] [Jd]
CookieMonster2 bets 800
DYnaSTyZz raises to 2,080
CookieMonster2 raises to 16,749, and is all in
DYnaSTyZz calls 10,530, and is all in
CookieMonster2 shows [As Ac]
DYnaSTyZz shows [Qd Ad]
Uncalled bet of 4,139 returned to CookieMonster2
CookieMonster2: i hate life
*** RIVER *** [Td Kh 6s Jd] [7d]
CookieMonster2 shows a pair of Aces
DYnaSTyZz shows a flush, Ace high
DYnaSTyZz wins the pot (26,340) with a flush, Ace high
CookieMonster2: OMFG
CookieMonster2: OFMG
CookieMonster2: OMFG
CookieMonster2: OFMG
CookieMonster2: OFMG
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26,340 | Rake 0
Board: [Td Kh 6s Jd 7d]
Seat 1: tuyetph didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: DYnaSTyZz (button) showed [Qd Ad] and won (26,340) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: CookieMonster2 (small blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: Riverrathehe (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: varouj_s didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: therrinn didn't bet (folded)

[bulldogs24]

[censored] ftp i hope someone sends that fukcing site a virus and it [censored] crashses and every [censored] owner of it dies.. its a [censored] joke. not one [censored] hand can ever [censored] hold ban me [censored] if i care [censored] online poker tournaments are a [censored] jkoke

Full Tilt Poker Game #2882745832: $14,000 Guarantee (21489644), Table 12 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:35:30 ET - 2007/07/08
Seat 1: dcookie (40,802)
Seat 2: CookieMonster2 (4,433)
Seat 3: stoic phoenix (23,080)
Seat 4: mick5002 (14,596)
Seat 5: jyl2010 (17,958)
dcookie posts the small blind of 100
CookieMonster2 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CookieMonster2 [Tc Ts]
CookieMonster2: nh
stoic phoenix folds
mick5002 folds
jyl2010 folds
dcookie calls 100
stoic phoenix: ty
CookieMonster2 raises to 4,433, and is all in
Reelyfe sits down
Reelyfe adds 18,169
dcookie calls 4,233
CookieMonster2 shows [Tc Ts]
dcookie shows [8h Ad]
CookieMonster2: hold
*** FLOP *** [2h 3s Ac]
*** TURN *** [2h 3s Ac] [7d]
CookieMonster2: why hodl
CookieMonster2: a8
*** RIVER *** [2h 3s Ac 7d] [Ks]
CookieMonster2: LMFAO
CookieMonster2 shows a pair of Tens
dcookie shows a pair of Aces
dcookie wins the pot (8,866) with a pair of Aces
Reelyfe: thats a little move too
CookieMonster2: i love this fake place
CookieMonster2 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,866 | Rake 0
Board: [2h 3s Ac 7d Ks]
Seat 1: dcookie (small blind) showed [8h Ad] and won (8,866) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: CookieMonster2 (big blind) showed [Tc Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 3: stoic phoenix didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: mick5002 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: jyl2010 didn't bet (folded)