How to acquire $3k in 3 weeks, legally?

[SirFelixCat]

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i lost 3k in the past 24 hours. *yawn*

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You sir, are a mean and cruel man. That's wrong on soooo many levels :whimper:

[SirFelixCat]

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people need to stop offering to poop in a bag for money. it has already been done, it was slightly humorous, and i doubt anyone wants to see it again - if they did, they can search for the appropriate thread. if you are going to offer to do something for money, make it new and inovative.

here's an idea:
Go to your local supermarket. Find two females shopping in the fruit section. You have to be wearing a white t-shirt that reads in Sharpie "It was either this or poop in a bag. BBV4L." Ask one of the females to take a picture of you while the other female helps you to hold up two canteloupes to your chest (as if they were your breasts) and sticking out her tongue as if licking the melon nipples.


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Ok, I'm in for this...so what ($$$) we talking here???

[SirFelixCat]

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people need to stop offering to poop in a bag for money. it has already been done, it was slightly humorous, and i doubt anyone wants to see it again - if they did, they can search for the appropriate thread. if you are going to offer to do something for money, make it new and inovative.

here's an idea:
Go to your local supermarket. Find two females shopping in the fruit section. You have to be wearing a white t-shirt that reads in Sharpie "It was either this or poop in a bag. BBV4L." Ask one of the females to take a picture of you while the other female helps you to hold up two canteloupes to your chest (as if they were your breasts) and sticking out her tongue as if licking the melon nipples.


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Ok, I'm in for this...so what ($$$) we talking here???

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Well fellas...time is getting short for me.... Please?

[qdmcg]

[censored] off and die

[Georgia Avenue]

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[censored] off and die

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Best idea in the thread so far, cash in hand.

That or "drunkd rndk rd==drundkn drunkd "

[blutarski]

I have poo-poo in my no-no. You may wipe me for fifty cents, IF you mind the taint.

[ScottieK]

SirFelix -

Sorry to hear things aren't going well, hope your back is better. If you own a house, you could take out a home equity loan or line of credit. See you tried to do a car title loan, hmmmmmmmmm...how much did they offer? Maybe take out a car title or home loan on someone else's car or home if they'll let you. Could go panhandling, if you don't mind getting harrassed by the cops...I hear they make good money.

Or you could sit Sandia 4-8 for 375 hours ($8 x 375 = $3,000). Minimum buy-in is $40 [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Hope everything works out.

ScottieK