Best method to kill someone?

[gamblore99]

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Be significantly younger than them and just bide your time for thirty or forty years.

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[XXXNoahXXX]

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It's the body that is the problem, much more so than the weapon. Best way to get rid of the body?

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This is all you need to know.

[[Phill]]

Poisen would be my chosen method.

As for what chemical, there are many good ones. Nicotine is a particularly good choice. Cut up some cigars or a few packs of rolling baccy into water. Boil water. Leave. Strain out tabbaco. Boil off to reduce its volume (and increase concentration.

Serve in a cup of coffee or wine. Virtually untasteable, odourless and just a few drops should be enough.

Im sure other chemicals can be found, but for ease of access nicotine is a really solid choice.

If it came to it, a knife, bat, lead pipe, gun. All good. Dont take the weapon with you, and dont have any kind of traceable line between weapon and you. Wear leather gloves and burn afterwards along with the clothes you are wearing.

The thing is, you need to study a LOT of forensics to think you can leave no evidence, so what you need to do is limit the evidence you leave and try and what evidence is left cannot be linked to you.

Also, if you cut the victim in order to kill, use your 'wrong' hand. Im a lefty and would cut the victim with my right hand. You can tell which hand is used for slicing and chopping motions, and using your wrong hand adds to either throwing them off the trail or for mounting a later defense in court.

Burning the victim with lighter fuel or petrol is also good for destroying evidence. But that in itself has its problems. More of a technique to be used if you are dumping the body in somewhere very secluded.

Depending on your skillset and availability sniping or bombing is also a good route - the trouble is anyone can hit a dude in the face with a scaffolding pole. Not many can make a 1 mile rifle shot or make a radio controlled shape charge bomb to take out the target precisely.

And it goes without saying collateral damage is a big no no. Even amateurs should aspire to doing a professional job, and that means no witnesses and no killing of bystanders.

[[Phill]]

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It's the body that is the problem, much more so than the weapon. Best way to get rid of the body?

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Getting rid of the body is overrated.

People are convicted of murder with no body evidence. Its having a strong link between you and the victim that is the problem (im assuming you arent a pro and havent done a swap with someone else who wants a murder done).

Keep it really simple. If that means breaking into your targets house, beating him to death in his sleep with his own cricket bat and then leaving everything there then so be it.

If you do something really exotic, like you see in Columbo stories, you will almost certainly make a mistake.

The less moving parts, the less that can go wrong.

[kleinstadt1]

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1 syringe of Hemalog insulin FTW.

Millions are diabetic, insulin is readily available, and the gauge of the needle is small enough that your victim wouldn't even wake up. Upon finding the body, it will look like natural causes as insulin is naturally produced.

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An easy blood test distinguishes between endogenously produced insulin and injected insulin.

[KungFuManchu]

exploding manholes

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[bluef0x]

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exploding manholes

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Wow... the comments are horrible. People are expecting it to be real? They think they are Einstein for pointing out it's edited.

[M2d]

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-take him camping in montana. lose him on the prairie. get a herd of bison in between the two of you. incite a stampede.

[prodonkey]

Fibre wire... choke victim to death.. put victim in toilet stall. Always worked in Hitman.

[doubLe a tom]

1. Stab victim(s) to death on your property wearing a pair of gloves that is a couple sizes too small

2. Get in your car and lead police on a low speed chase.

3. Hire Johnny Cochran.

4. Be acquitted.