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Re: most annoying poker phrase EVER
Someone defends their blind and yells "help!"
Or when I 3-bet the river and another player in the hand as the audacity to say "cap-it" Anyone (re:noob) who talks about 'what the odds were that he'd hit that hand and beat my big slick" "Big Slick" "American Airlines" "Dolly Parton" "Siegfriend and Roy" "I always play seven four suited! It's my lucky hand!" You defend your BB twice (correctly) against the same person and win both hands and they something like "can't beat someone who never folds" "ty" "gg" AND PLEASE QUIT STANDING UP WHEN YOU'RE ALL-IN AT A [censored] CASH GAME. AND FURTHERMORE, PLZ QUIT SHAKING EVERYONES HAND WHEN THEY BUST OUT OF A TOURNAMENT. IT'S NOT AN EMOTIONAL SYMPATHETIC MOMENT. |
#72
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Mike Sexton on WPT when he keeps sayin "what this means is"
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#73
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"sorry" DONT [censored] APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!111111111111111 [/ QUOTE ] |
#74
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for me, its when you i get pissy (definitely my biggest weakness, i need to stop doing that) about someone playing a hand horribly but donking out on me, then they say "but i got the chips, right??" oh yes sir, sorry, you played that backdoor gutshot str8 draw to perfection, my bad, well played.... [/ QUOTE ] why say anything? this is where the money comes from, please dont teach the fishies how to play |
#75
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Last night on one of my waiting list tables I witnessed a player playing professor to a n00b.
When I got my seat they were still in mid-convo. I said "Hey, whats going on here?" "is there a lesson going on?" "What are we up to?" They both lol'd but, the lesson stopped. |
#76
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One that really annoyed me in a B&M room was when in a tournament a pushed with A9s inmid position as was getting very low and some donk called with Q8 and hit a Q on the river. As i was getting up he looked at me and said, come back tomorrow i need your money [/ QUOTE ] worst |
#77
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Re: most annoying poker phrase EVER
In no particular order...
'Pass the sugar!' 'He's digging the hole, he's putting the branches and twigs over it...' 'I call your 20 and raise...' |
#78
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Re: most annoying poker phrase EVER
every other player with a [censored]-eating grin saying "kiddy game's down the street"
you are not original and it was funny ONCE and only ONCE, [censored] |
#79
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Re: most annoying poker phrase EVER
not a phrase per se, but shipithollaballa FTMFW
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Re: most annoying poker phrase EVER
Boom! when they hit their draw on the river.
Any use of "donk" at the table other than referring to donk bets. Also saw someone stand up and spit on the dealer when his aces got rivered... not exactly saying anything but it still came out of his mouth. |
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