Jokes so bad they are funny

[grando]

here's a harsh one:

<font color="white">how do you keep kids off your lawn?

you sexually molest them</font>

[igetjokes]

A rabbi and a catholic priest are walking down the street when they see two children young boys walking towards them.

Catholic priest: hey lets screw those little boys
Rabbi: out of what?

[Bizot]

Whats the difference between a priest and a rabbi?

Rabbi cuts it off Priest sucks it off.

[bsheck]

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HEY YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT MY DEAD GRANDFATHER WHO DIED DURING THE HOLOCAUST LOL HE FELL OUT OF THE GUARD TOWER

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That's the best one yet.

[hnat]

Masochist (spellingaments lol btw) : Hit me.
Sadist: No.

[crzylgs]

My favorite joke (credit to Andy Richter)

Two porn stars, a man and a woman, are going at it during a shoot. They're doing it doggy style, and the director keeps urging them to do it faster, since they're in sort of a homestretch two-shot. So they're really going at it, and the woman kind of looks over her shoulder at the man and says, "Ooh, you feel so good inside me!" And the man thinks to himself, I choose to believe you.

[JDalla]

Whats black and white and red all over?




A newspaper!

[JDalla]

No, really, what's black and white and red all over?











An embarressed Zebra!

[JDalla]

ok no but seriously, what's black and white and red all over????





















An interracial couple in a car accident obv

[Chump Change]

Did anybody see the movie 'la haine (hate)'? The batman joke in there is fantastic but I don't feel like looking it up right now and don't remember it exactly. I'll look it up later if somebody doesn't beat me to it.