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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants. I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready. [/ QUOTE ] Did she say, "No thanks, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance?" |
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seconds after popping my cherry, my gf's mom walked in on me bare assed between her daughter's legs.
I didn't even have time to grab my sneakers, she threw me out so fast... |
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Didn't read them all but this should hold rank... During the teen years and involved in one of my various experiments with self gratification, I came home(parents house) drunk and fell asleep jackin it in my favorite bedside sock. Woke up tucked into bed, sock was never found. Thanks mom. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. I'm really embarassed even reading this. |
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seconds after popping my cherry, my gf's mom walked in on me bare assed between her daughter's legs. I didn't even have time to grab my sneakers, she threw me out so fast... [/ QUOTE ] Doesn't count if you didn't get off [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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I had sex with my girlfriend while my brother was using his laptop about 5 feet away. If he had known, which he may have, he would not have been cool with that at all.
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How the hell is Arkansas blue? [/ QUOTE ] The same way Kentucky and West Virginia are, fictionally! (Is that word?) |
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Dom, When I was about 20, I was driving back from Reno with my GF's two 10-11 year old sisters in the back. They went to sleep. I got a blow job. Jihad [/ QUOTE ] Which sister? |
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[ QUOTE ] Didn't read them all but this should hold rank... During the teen years and involved in one of my various experiments with self gratification, I came home(parents house) drunk and fell asleep jackin it in my favorite bedside sock. Woke up tucked into bed, sock was never found. Thanks mom. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. I'm really embarassed even reading this. [/ QUOTE ] So, you have the sock? |
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Doesn't count if you didn't get off [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] seconds after popping my cherry [/ QUOTE ] Who says he didnt? |
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[ QUOTE ] seconds after popping my cherry, my gf's mom walked in on me bare assed between her daughter's legs. I didn't even have time to grab my sneakers, she threw me out so fast... [/ QUOTE ] Doesn't count if you didn't get off [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] You heard him, first time....he did |
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