My life is over.

[Full Metal]

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My moms a widow, I run circles around her.

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You must be so proud. How much have you stolen from your widowed mother in the past?

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Taking into account all the stolen money and jewelry, probably way too much. It's sad, she treats herself to nothing and I blow it all on garbage.

I'm gonna stop posting in this thread, I'm being an idiot. I love my mommy and I'm up $10,000 this summer, even with my HUGE loss. Thanks for the fun replies [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
did I take the fun out of this?

[Psycho Boy Jack]

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love my mommy and I'm up $10,000 this summer, even with my HUGE loss

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liar

[Vinny80]

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Off Topic... (Seriously off topic No beats, brags or variance, or mention of poker)

How much do you get paid in the US for a donation of both blood and semen, I've donated blood in the UK, out of the goodness of my heart and all I received was a goddamn chocolate biscuit. Nurse was hot though.

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Good question... in Canada I got a coffee along with my cookie... nurse was ugly as a naked Condoleeza Rice...

[woodguy]

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somehow science proved that he was the one making the deposits

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Spectacular!

Regards,
Woodguy

[Qwijibo]

The sperm bank doesn't take donations from people who steal credit cards to lose money at poker.