Discrepancies on "Calling Shotgun"

[traz]

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Ours was always...

"shotgun...sweet"
"not the bitch"
"not the bitch"
"Crap"

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This is pretty much our conversations too...generally we shoved the smallest guy into the bitch seat, unless there was a girl. We usually gave the biggest guy shotgun by default, but if it wasn't an issue, we call shotgun on our way back when the vehicle was in sight. I thought this was all standard.

[James Boston]

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I forced the douche in question to read this entire threat, and he's completely debunked it and already called shtogun for dinner four hours from now.

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I don't believe you. That's honestly inconceivable.

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Don't believe he "debunked" the entire thread? I do. The rules we have discussed are for civilized people who respect the rules. Some people's shotgun interpretation is that they get it no matter what.

Another rule I like is that if you encounter a whiny little b**ch who thinks God has willed shotgun to them forever, you just let it go, but make fun of the guy at every opportunity.

[Villainaire]

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my group of friends and i had a long discussion that culminated in a long set of rules once. our rule was that the owner of the car had to state that we were leaving, once this is done shotgun may be called.

rj

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Optimal.

[RunDownHouse]

No, I meant the part about him calling shotgun four hours ahead of time. I can see an idiot sticking his fingers in his ears and yelling, "NA NA NA NA," as this type of thing is explained to him, but for some reason I can't wrap my head around him calmly saying, "Shotgun!" for a car ride hours in the future.

[Guyon]

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I forced the douche in question to read this entire threat, and he's completely debunked it and already called shtogun for dinner four hours from now.

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I don't believe you. That's honestly inconceivable.

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I'm laughing really hard because I know you don't believe me, and the douche STILL won't concede.

[Dids]

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I forced the douche in question to read this entire threat, and he's completely debunked it and already called shtogun for dinner four hours from now.

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Explain to him that on the bus, nobody plays the shotgun game.

His likely response: HYAHYACTHFFFFHYHCACSSST

[El Diablo]

Guys,

This is so f'in simple. You can call shotgun when you see the car. Only retards run to see the car first. If your friends do this, get new friends.

[Madtown]

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Guys,

This is so f'in simple. You can call shotgun when you see the car. Only retards run to see the car first. If your friends do this, get new friends.

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