Hey, OOT. Let's start a rumor

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OMFG BEST RUMOUR TO START:

(For women) - Removing your gag reflex decreases the chance of getting throat cancer.

SPREAD AHOY!

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How about some sort of crazy home remedy?

Washing your face with pineapple juice can clear up acne?

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I love this.

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Not freaky or sensational enough. We need to Hollywood it up.

How about, Soaking your dick in pineapple juice for two minutes will make the pH balance in your urethra so high that it kills 70%(bogus numbers for teh believability win!) of the sperm coming through it immediately.

Then sit back and watch sales of pineapple juice soar, and a lot of people doing really weird things with pineapple juice, leading to such interesting conversations as,

"Honey, what the hell are you doing?"

and

"Wow, honey, your dick tastes like skittles!"

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Wow what a random thread bump.

If we're gonna start a rumor, let's at least make it self-serving. Like, chicks dig guys who read OOT; on average they sexually outperform non-OOT readers by 7000%.

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chicks dig guys who read OOT; on average they sexually outperform non-OOT readers by 7000%.

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