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Re: HALP! high school senior quote...
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"Eat, drink, and be merry for tommorrow we'll die" - Dave Matthews Band [/ QUOTE ] puuuuuuuuuuke |
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Here are some good ones from Caddyshack
Al Czervik: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? Judge Smails: It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat. Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny? Danny Noonan: Every day. Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem? Danny Noonan: I don't know. Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. Ty Webb: I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio? Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them. Ty Webb: I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball. |
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"Books! And cleverness! There are more important things -- friendship and bravery."
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“My brain is the key that sets my mind free.”
-Houdini |
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. -- Dali
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"some birds just aren't meant to be caged, their fathers are too bright" - Red (Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption)
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Re: HALP! high school senior quote...
He is a freak and a very weird guy- Howard Lederer
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He is a freak and a very weird dude- Howard Lederer [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: HALP! high school senior quote...
"Ygos?"
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Re: HALP! high school senior quote...
"Take em away. Take em away lord. Take away these chains from me." Old Crow Medicine show.
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