Most insane thing a gal has said to you during sex.

[foureightsuited]

A girl ive messed around with off and on over the last few years fequently stops and says "Hi" in the middle. Its not obscene or anything obviously, it just catches me off guard still. wtf am I supposed to say to that

[Evan]

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(as if she'd just come to this sudden realisation) "wow, i did a really hot but really stupid guy last week, the exact opposite of you!"

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That's really funny. I'd probably come back with, "You saying I'm ugly?!"

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I think "I did a really hot but really stupid girl last week..." would be better.

[Peter Harris]

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A girl ive messed around with off and on over the last few years fequently stops and says "Hi" in the middle. Its not obscene or anything obviously, it just catches me off guard still. wtf am I supposed to say to that

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"Hey"
*continues humping*

[PokerBob]

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wtf am I supposed to say to that

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"shut up and [censored], whore"

[Vehn]

thats the perfect time for a sup bro

[The X-Factor]

My boss lady was def. the wildest. She was saying [censored] me Mike oh my god [censored] me and cum for me Mike oh my god cum for me! I almost laughed...

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hoe:"Did you sleep with [insert name of girl I slept with]?"

Me: "Umm, yes"

hoe: "Oh, she's my friend. I like her."

Me: "Cool."

[WackityWhiz]

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My boss lady was def. the wildest. She was saying [censored] me Mike oh my god [censored] me and cum for me Mike oh my god cum for me! I almost laughed...

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standard

[Evan]

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My boss lady was def. the wildest. She was saying [censored] me Mike oh my god [censored] me and cum for me Mike oh my god cum for me! I almost laughed...

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Did you post about this once or do I just have a very vivid imagination?

[Evan]

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hoe:"Did you sleep with [insert name of girl I slept with]?"

Me: "Umm, yes"

hoe: "Oh, she's my friend. I like her."

Me: "Cool."

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This one is great. It made me smile.