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#72
12-11-2004, 08:35 PM
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sup bro is out for the season
Cyber Jet Li has heard enough from sup bro. Your 15 tackles are nothing compared to my eight deady fists. While you were playing with high school children as a ninth year senior back in '95, I was defeating entire temples of evil Shaolin Monks.
One time in America, I played Football for Notre Dame. The team was down by 112 points at halftime and during the break I used my Monkey Claw Sleeper Strike on the starting running back. I disguised myself as him for the second half. I played both ways--offense and defense. In that final 30 minutes Buddah blessed me well for I rushed for 3,011 yards with 17 TDs. On defense I had 13 sacks and 11 INTs,all of which I retured for a touchdown. I believe I saw you, sup bro, at the game, for you sold my Sensei a Hotdog during the 3rd quarter. He almost choked on it when he saw that you put both mustard and ketchup on it. (No one puts mustard AND Ketchup on a HotDog!!) I will never forget that you tried to kill Cyber Jet Li's master, and I will hunt you down for life. Cyber Jet Li demands that you bow down before him. Speak no furthur of yourself on this forum. If you do not, I will have no choice but to use my Windy Valley Foggy Mountain Shogan's Fist Death Touch on your unworthy peasant ass. Jet Li is not impressed with your high school football results. You lack discipline and I laugh in your face. Ha! Beg me and I might spare your pathetic life! Ha! 
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#73
12-11-2004, 11:56 PM
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Re: sup bro is out for the season
it just gets worse and worse. all we need now is for desidia to argue about the cradle of civilization with sup bro; the winner can have the crown of biggest troll on 2 + 2.
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#74
12-12-2004, 07:23 AM
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Re: sup bro?
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Cool! I used to work at a women's shoes store too! Can I get a WHOA BUNDY? [/ QUOTE ] funniest post ever
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#75
12-13-2004, 12:32 PM
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Re: OKAY...
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Sup Bro reminds me of all the Alpha male bullies who gave me swirlies in high school. Eat [censored] and die Sup bro. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] What's a swirlie? Anything like a wedgie?
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#76
12-13-2004, 02:28 PM
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Re: OKAY...
i think that's when you stick their head in the toilet and flush.
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#77
12-13-2004, 02:30 PM
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Re: OKAY...
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i think that's when you stick their head in the toilet and flush. [/ QUOTE ] Oh. That's pretty damn funny. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#78
12-14-2004, 09:54 PM
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Re: sup bro?
sup bro,
YOU'RE A [censored] TOOL!!!
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