once again, i will get you laid via myspace - nominations thread

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chuddo, please help iron81, his story depresses me. Thanks.

[Poofler]

I probably speak for the entire poly forum in backing Iron. Should be the biggest test of your myspace skills anyway.

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[Dan BRIGHT]

Yeah. If you are rreally trying help someone as opposed to have a massive thread w train wreck potential pix n trs then I'm a bad person for this. This is just auxillary fun for me, but if you want me to be more flawed I can list other qualities like:
-Practically unable to help sustain a solid relationship
-Sometimes obnoxious to the point of self sabotage
-Skeptical n overanalytical
-disillusioned

[keikiwai]

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Name: Adam
Age: 18
Location: Lakeside, California


I am still a virgin even though ridiculously attractive and buff. Oh, and I am tworooks.

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you are tworooks?

as in ?

i suppose your weakness is that you make no sense?

[kkcountry]

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i suppose your weakness is that you make no sense?

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he's also got a horn sticking out of his head

[Burdzthewurd]

Sigh, I'll probably regret this when some random enemy who happens to lurk 2p2 exposes this or something, but oh well.

Name: Brett
Age: 23
Location: Chicopee, Ma.
Reasons for needing this:
- Best I've done was 2nd base, and that was 7 years ago.
- Had 3 shots at sex in my life: my roommate (female) was drunk/horny back at my apt. but I was drunk at a party and the DD'er refused to drive me back (it was a 15 min car ride, [censored], and by the time I got back, she was passed out/had door locked), on a first date with drunk Smith College girl (and I missed the actual meaning to "Are you sure you're ok to drive home?, she never talked to me again after), and a hot Russian hooker in Berlin that I couldn't afford by 20 Euros.
- I've been on one second date in 7 years, and the girl looked like Louie Anderson
- I'm 70 pounds overweight (though I lift 3-4x/week so that is skewed a little)
- It'll be the day I get a good, non-sweaty picture of myself [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] (on the right)
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[keikiwai]

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i suppose your weakness is that you make no sense?

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he's also got a horn sticking out of his head

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that's just viagra

[ghostface]

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Regina Spektor is just another angry girl. I wonder if she hangs out with Alanis Morrisette?

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Oh no you didnt.

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Oh yes I did [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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I cant think of a song where shes not ugly.

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[chopchoi]

i got laid via collarme.com