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Old 09-17-2007, 12:28 PM
Shizzle12345 Shizzle12345 is offline
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

'I work on a donkey farm'
'I entertain retards'
'Im a superuser'
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Old 09-17-2007, 12:49 PM
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

"i'm not paying you to talk"
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Old 09-17-2007, 12:57 PM
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

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working with retards

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this didn't get nearly enough love. A+++++
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Old 09-17-2007, 01:02 PM
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

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Professional Poker Player

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Old 09-17-2007, 01:05 PM
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I used to be a sales engineer. Then people always ask what that means? I gave up on telling the truth eventually and told them I was a pizza man-less stupid questions
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Old 09-17-2007, 01:10 PM
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

In a formal setting, 'Professional Gambler'. I like that one. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Informally I say, uh I play poker.
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Old 09-17-2007, 02:44 PM
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porn star
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Old 09-17-2007, 02:50 PM
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International Man of Leisure
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Old 09-17-2007, 02:56 PM
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semi retired 26 yr old.
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Old 09-17-2007, 03:12 PM
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

Problem with a lot of these answers is the inevitable followup question "who do you work for?"
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