Life Brag: Won $9,696,760 on two-week old lotto ticket (trip report)

[ASpiderMonkey]

I'd honestly suggest that you invest 1.5 million in low-risk stocks. You'd be collecting a hefty sum from them every year, so you would never have to worry about being completely broke.

[SomethingClever]

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this is a dumb joke but it's working so I guess you win this round

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Me or OP?

[vikefan24]

ship 1k to VIKEFAN24 (iowa city) kthx

[VPIP100]

I wish humans didn't feel the emotion called jelousy.

[iloveny161]

why can't i run this good? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[kotkis]

you shouldn't play lotto, it's -EV [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Abones]

Congrats man

[DannyOcean_]

This needs absolutely no alteration.

And I win.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Biosludge]

I found this pic of EM2 and G2CU role-playing as another famous couple



Biosludge (Charlottesville) on Stars kthx

[Transidium]

Vikefan and DannyOcean ftw - congrats [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Now I want to see some posts of 2p2's girlfriends in T-shirts and/or skirts, preferably at the beach. $1000 shipped on FT or Stars to the first Perfect 10 (gotta spread the love!)

P.S. What's the most ballin' brand of gin that you can buy?