I challenge you to find someone who runs worse than I do at low limits - Page 8

pete6969 · #71 08-30-2007, 01:25 AM

your a baby move on

PleasureGuy69 · #72 08-30-2007, 03:42 AM

more from today's 2k hand session:

Before you rag on the min raise, villain was 70/20 and had been donk betting me a lot after i raised, or 3 bet pre flop. I finally was starting to figure him out and played back with lesser hands. He caught on to this and he also pushes many hands:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $46.50
Hero (BB): $59.85
UTG: $73.55
CO: $67.00
BTN: $51.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(5 Players)
UTG folds, CO folds, BTN raises to $1.75, SB folds, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.75)

(2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $3.75, Hero raises to $7.50, BTN raises all-in to $49.50, Hero calls $42.00

Turn: ($102.75)

(2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($102.75)

(2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $102.75 ($3 Rake)

BTN had (a straight, Ace high) and LOST (-$1.40)
Hero had (a straight, Ace high) and LOST (-$1.35)

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I love KK!

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $25.00
BB: $207.20
UTG: $50.30
Hero (BTN): $97.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(4 Players)
BB folds, UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3.00, SB folds, UTG raises to $9.50, Hero raises all-in to $97.50, UTG calls all-in for $40.80
Uncalled bet of $47.20 returned to Hero

Flop: ($101.10)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($101.10)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($101.10)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $101.10 ($2 Rake)

UTG had (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$48.80)
Hero had (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$50.30)

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $51.80
BB: $24.70
Hero (UTG): $50.00
MP: $50.60
CO: $54.50
BTN: $34.15

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(6 Players)
Hero raises to $1.75, MP raises to $7.00, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds, BB folds, Hero raises to $21.75, MP raises all-in to $50.60, Hero calls all-in for $28.25
Uncalled bet of $0.60 returned to MP

Flop: ($100.75)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($100.75)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($100.75)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $100.75 ($3 Rake)

MP had (two pair, Kings and Sevens) and LOST (-$1.15)
Hero had (two pair, Kings and Sevens) and LOST (-$1.10)

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so yep, along with that 55 hand for 200BB which lost to the guy who went in with a flush draw with the 4d, that pretty much sums up my month!

PleasureGuy69 · #73 08-30-2007, 03:49 AM

LOLOLOLOLOL

this just happened 2 min ago:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $39.50
BB: $172.95
UTG: $75.30
MP: $53.95
Hero (CO): $58.50
BTN: $47.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(6 Players)
UTG folds, MP raises to $1.75, Hero calls $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, SB calls $1.50, BB folds

Flop: ($7.50)

(4 Players)
SB checks, MP checks, Hero bets $6.00, BTN folds, SB raises to $18.00, MP folds, Hero raises all-in to $56.75, SB calls all-in for $19.75
Uncalled bet of $19.00 returned to Hero

Turn: ($83)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($83)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $83.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had (a straight, Nine high) and WON (+$40.50)
Hero had (three of a kind, Twos) and LOST (-$39.50)

PleasureGuy69 · #74 08-30-2007, 03:57 AM

yep, so with that 555, AJ straight, and 222 hand, I was screwed over 360$ today which is 7 buy ins. That's not even to mention the cooler of KK running into AA and KK running into KK.

Can anyone tell me how to work the PokerEV graph with a posgresSQL converted PT database? I really want to see how screwed over I've been for the whole month.

PleasureGuy69 · #75 08-30-2007, 04:14 AM

This one was for a small one but still quite humourous (2 min ago)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $147.80
BB: $9.50
UTG: $92.55
MP: $47.50
Hero (CO): $49.25
BTN: $55.55

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(6 Players)
UTG folds, MP folds, Hero raises to $2.00, BTN folds, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.25)

(2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.00, BB calls $3.00

Turn: ($10.25)

(2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10.25, BB calls all-in for $4.50
Uncalled bet of $5.75 returned to Hero

River: ($19.25)

(2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $19.25 ($0.95 Rake)

BB had (a full house, Jacks full of Threes) and WON (+$8.80)
Hero had (two pair, Queens and Jacks) and LOST (-$9.50)

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Well, after all this crap though, I'm down just less than 2 buy ins over 2k+ hands today so I'm not *that* bad at poker.

21SuicideKing21 · #76 08-30-2007, 04:15 AM

[ QUOTE ]
This is if you think I'm not good enough to beat 50NL. This is from the past 4 days (yes, I've played this many hands in the past 4 days):

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm confused, aren't you up money?

PleasureGuy69 · #77 08-30-2007, 04:22 AM

Yes, i'm up about 10 buy ins over 50k hands but I should be up way more. In terms of my equity of getting all in, I think I should be up 30+ buy ins for the month rather than this crap.

If anyone can tell me what's going on with my pokerev grapher, then I can do the full month's equity when getting AI.

PleasureGuy69 · #78 08-30-2007, 05:55 AM

Ok finally got pokerEV grapher to work. I've played ~53k hands this month. In the first week or so, I played ~18k hands at 100NL and this is how I ran:

Now I'm still adequately rolled for 100NL but the money is too important to me so I dropped down to the easier games at 50NL.

I've played ~35k hands at 50NL since the 100NL stint:

So there you have it. Concrete numbers. 9 buy ins in equity @ 100NL, and 10 buy ins @50NL that I'll never get back for a total of 19 buys in in equity that I've been [censored] over.

Now I am a humble, pleasurable guy so I am the first one to admit that I'm not anywhere near a really good player. However, I am good enough to beat the bad ones and my table selection is the best out of almost anyone on these forums.

This just sucks so hard.

PleasureGuy69 · #79 09-09-2007, 07:03 AM

SON OF A BITCH MOTHER [censored] PIECE OF [censored] [censored]. I HATE MY [censored] LIFE. MY LIFE [censored] SUCKS AND I HAVE THE WORST [censored] LUCK IN THE [censored] WORLD.

After that horrendous August, I start to do OK in September only to lose it all in the past 2k hands. I just dropped [censored] 7 buy ins to the most ridiculous [censored] against a bunch of [censored] monkey tards who average out to be like 50/20. [censored] SON OF A [censored] BITCH.

Hand 1:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $112.00
BB: $130.90
UTG: $50.00
CO: $61.50
BTN: $95.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(5 Players)
UTG raises to $1.75, CO calls $1.75, BTN folds, Hero raises to $7.50, BB folds, UTG calls $5.75, CO folds

Flop: ($17.25)

(2 Players)
Hero bets $12.50, UTG raises all-in to $42.50, Hero calls $30.00

Turn: ($102.25)

(2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($102.25)

(2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $102.25 ($3 Rake)

UTG had (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$49.25)
Hero had (two pair, Aces and Kings) and LOST (-$50.00)

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Hand 2:

Guy is 55/20 and bluffs a lot:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $47.00
BB: $19.40
Hero (UTG): $50.00
MP: $68.60
CO: $52.75
BTN: $60.40

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(6 Players)
Hero raises to $1.75, MP calls $1.75, CO folds, BTN calls $1.75, SB folds, BB folds

Flop: ($6)

(3 Players)
Hero bets $4.00, MP calls $4.00, BTN folds

Turn: ($14)

(2 Players)
Hero bets $9.00, MP calls $9.00

River: ($32)

(2 Players)
Hero checks, MP bets $19.00, Hero calls $19.00

Pot Size: $70.00 ($3 Rake)

MP had (two pair, Kings and Nines) and WON (+$33.25)
Hero had (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$33.75)

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $28.35
BB: $38.00
UTG: $29.65
MP: $54.55
CO: $122.00
Hero (BTN): $52.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, MP folds, CO folds, Hero raises to $2.25, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls $1.75

Flop: ($5.25)

(2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($5.25)

(2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $3.50, UTG calls $3.50

River: ($12.25)

(2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $7.00, UTG calls $7.00

Pot Size: $26.25 ($1.30 Rake)

UTG had (a full house, Queens full of Twos) and WON (+$12.20)
Hero had ([Ad Ac] two pair, Aces and Queens) and LOST (-$12.75)

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Guy is 60/30:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $65.00
Hero (BB): $51.25
UTG: $65.80
MP: $155.55
CO: $37.20
BTN: $50.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(6 Players)
UTG folds, MP raises to $1.75, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds, Hero raises to $6.50, MP raises to $11.25, Hero raises to $30.00, MP raises all-in to $155.55, Hero calls all-in for $21.25
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to MP

Flop: ($102.75)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($102.75)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($102.75)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $102.75 ($3 Rake)

MP had (a pair of Queens) and WON (+$48.50)
Hero had (Ace King high) and LOST (-$51.25)

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Guy is 54/8 and the hands are pretty much back to back

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $20.25
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $124.45
CO: $45.75
BTN: $49.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(5 Players)
UTG folds, CO folds, BTN raises to $1.75, SB calls $1.50, Hero raises to $7.00, BTN folds, SB calls $5.25

Flop: ($15.75)

(2 Players)
SB bets $2.00, Hero calls $2.00

Turn: ($19.75)

(2 Players)
SB bets $2.00, Hero raises all-in to $41.00, SB calls all-in for $9.25
Uncalled bet of $29.75 returned to Hero

River: ($42.25)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $42.25 ($2.10 Rake)

SB had (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON (+$19.90)
Hero had (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$20.25)

Next one of his:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $125.60
BB: $50.00
UTG: $45.75
MP: $50.00
CO: $39.15
Hero (BTN): $50.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(6 Players)
UTG folds, MP folds, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.25, SB calls $2.00, BB folds, CO calls $1.75

Flop: ($7.25)

(3 Players)
SB checks, CO bets $3.00, Hero raises to $11.50, SB folds, CO calls $8.50

Turn: ($30.25)

(2 Players)
CO bets $3.50, Hero raises all-in to $36.25, CO calls all-in for $21.90
Uncalled bet of $10.85 returned to Hero

River: ($81.05)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $81.05 ($3 Rake)

CO had (two pair, Nines and Sevens) and WON (+$38.90)
Hero had (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$39.15)

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $66.25
BB: $134.75
UTG: $35.10
Hero (MP): $50.00
CO: $58.60
BTN: $24.45

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.25, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds, BB calls $1.75, UTG calls $1.75

Flop: ($7)

(3 Players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $4.75, BB folds, UTG calls $4.75

Turn: ($16.50)

(2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $12.00, UTG calls $12.00

River: ($40.50)

(2 Players)
UTG bets all-in for $16.10, Hero calls $16.10

Pot Size: $72.70 ($3 Rake)

UTG had (a straight, Queen high) and WON (+$34.60)
Hero had (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$35.10)

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Guy is 55/12:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $53.80
BB: $22.00
UTG: $105.85
MP: $83.05
Hero (CO): $50.00
BTN: $16.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(6 Players)
UTG folds, MP folds, Hero raises to $1.75, BTN folds, SB folds, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.75)

(2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB raises to $11.25, Hero raises all-in to $48.25, BB calls all-in for $9.00
Uncalled bet of $28.00 returned to Hero

Turn: ($44.25)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($44.25)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $44.25 ($2.20 Rake)

BB had (three of a kind, Threes) and WON (+$20.05)
Hero had (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$22.00)

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $110.40
BB: $52.20
UTG: $20.80
MP: $52.75
CO: $18.90
Hero (BTN): $49.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(6 Players)
UTG folds, MP folds, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.25, SB folds, BB folds, CO calls $1.75

Flop: ($5.25)

(2 Players)
CO bets $5.25, Hero raises all-in to $47.00, CO calls all-in for $11.40
Uncalled bet of $30.35 returned to Hero

Turn: ($38.55)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($38.55)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $38.55 ($1.90 Rake)

CO had (a straight, Seven high) and WON (+$17.75)
Hero had (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$18.90)

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Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $19.50
BB: $27.05
UTG: $45.60
Hero (CO): $51.75
BTN: $132.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(5 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.25, BTN folds, SB calls $2.00, BB folds, UTG folds

Flop: ($5.50)

(2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.00, SB raises to $8.00, Hero raises all-in to $49.50, SB calls all-in for $9.25
Uncalled bet of $32.25 returned to Hero

Turn: ($40)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($40)

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $40.00 ($2 Rake)

SB had (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$18.50)
Hero had (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$19.50)

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deaders · #80 09-09-2007, 07:13 AM

You play bad and you whine about losing flips/missing draws/ AA vs KK ai preflop, all so super standard.