My roommates girlfriend is a piece of [censored]

[diddyeinstein]

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UPDATE: OP got drunk and [censored] Scum, she's now pregnant with OP's kid.

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Somehow I feel like this will be the end result.

[silver book]

Not one " Relax baby, I'm just taking a piss" in this whole thread??

[TheChad]

brings a whole new meaning to "pissing match"

[AntonHeat]

wow long read, dude just [censored] ing cut the bitch she seem's batshit insane

[BarryLyndon]

It's hard. If "Scum" is that average looking + white trash, then two things are going on:

1. The friends you hang out with are ridiculous, white traash, and you need to get rid of them. Seriously - if they are surrounding themselves with this filth, then chances are you are wasting precious moments of your youth with the wrong crowd. You need to report this problem to campus life, [censored] what your friends say, and move to a new dorm.

AND/OR

2. Your friends know something you don't - this girl is in the top 99.99999% in the sack. Get some of that, then move out. Seriously - most human beings don't put up with stuff like this unless there is something heavy on the back end. Just think about situations in the past you've put up. Why? Because chances are you were getting something really nice at the end of the day.

Now, what are the chances of (2) and, if (2) is true, what are the chances you can get some off of her? If you think you have a good shot at some killer sex, then do (2), then go back to (1). If not, go immediately to (1).

[SixT4]

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shes not hot, and therefore holds no right to treat anyone as though she matters. /end situation.

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Fo' shure. I saw the picture and screamed "OMFG SHE ISN'T EVEN HOT!!!"

[goofyballer]

Speculation on where OP has disappeared off to? My vote is "drowning in a pool of someone else's piss."

[Himself]

She killed him. And then pissed on him obv.

[PoBoy321]

Take a dump on her chest while she's sleeping. Take pics. We laugh.

[mecbluefugate]

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It's hard. If "Scum" is that average looking + white trash, then two things are going on:

1. The friends you hang out with are ridiculous, white traash, and you need to get rid of them. Seriously - if they are surrounding themselves with this filth, then chances are you are wasting precious moments of your youth with the wrong crowd. You need to report this problem to campus life, [censored] what your friends say, and move to a new dorm.

AND/OR

2. Your friends know something you don't - this girl is in the top 99.99999% in the sack. Get some of that, then move out. Seriously - most human beings don't put up with stuff like this unless there is something heavy on the back end. Just think about situations in the past you've put up. Why? Because chances are you were getting something really nice at the end of the day.

Now, what are the chances of (2) and, if (2) is true, what are the chances you can get some off of her? If you think you have a good shot at some killer sex, then do (2), then go back to (1). If not, go immediately to (1).

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everyone is in the top 99.999999% in the sack, except for a very small percentage of people