I Will See Why Some Day (NC Thread)

[KingOtter]

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You know, if an escallator broke down, it wouldn't really break down, it would just become stairs.

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Explain that to these people.

[Absolution]

Since boz has kids this was actually:

fudgey poopy silly goofy doodoo software.

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Me and some other guys always play a Sweet16 march madness pool. Entry is $50. Final 16 teams go in one hat, 16 names in another. Draw a team, draw a name. Team you draw is your horse. 1st place $400, 2nd $200, 3rd and 4th $100.

I've been in charge last 2 years so this year I decided to make the draw as soon as the bracket came out. I numbered the Sweet 16 spots and drew names and numbers instead of teams. We drew at lunch today. I got the Florida piece of the bracket! wooo hooo. Go gators.

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I'm not sure i understand this...

is this a 0EV gamble?

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yes, i think it is 0EV. This is the 6th year I've played and up til now I'm break even. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

all i know is if Florida repeats i'm up 350. go gators.

[MrWookie]

Man, I need you guys to post some more entertaining stuff. We had a workstation crash in lab that had all the relevant files for me, and it also was the only workstation with the software I'd need to regenerate those files. And my prof's on vacation.

To that end, it does look to be about time to start a new NC thread. Nominations for new titles will now be accepted.

[martybonus]

i nominate 'What in the name of unterfish'

can't remember who said it but that was gold.

[martybonus]

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pants.

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WTF? The censor blocks "dumb[/i]ass" but lets this slip through? [censored][censored][censored][censored][censored] software.

UBB-Friendly Curse of the Month.

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something about british swears. bollocks, wanker, tosspot, shart (when you try to fart but something altogether untoward and unexpected happens), biffin, etc all seem to go through fine.

the ball-and-chain is also an excellent source for UBB-friendly swears.

examples: scrud-bum, ricksha face, munge gums.

marriage - something to look forward to boz?

[KingOtter]

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Man, I need you guys to post some more entertaining stuff. We had a workstation crash in lab that had all the relevant files for me, and it also was the only workstation with the software I'd need to regenerate those files. And my prof's on vacation.

To that end, it does look to be about time to start a new NC thread. Nominations for new titles will now be accepted.

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Isn't this twice?

[bozlax]

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marriage - something to look forward to boz?

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Depends on who you're marrying.

[bozlax]

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Man, I need you guys to post some more entertaining stuff. We had a workstation crash in lab that had all the relevant files for me, and it also was the only workstation with the software I'd need to regenerate those files. And my prof's on vacation.

To that end, it does look to be about time to start a new NC thread. Nominations for new titles will now be accepted.

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Isn't this twice?

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Winner?

(I'm also a fan of "Whale Tail - for the lose"; it's funny on so many levels.)

[DavidC]

Yeah, this sounds like fun actually.

I generally don't gamble other than poker, but if I did, this would be a fun way to gamble with friends without making it a personal competition.

edit: Marty, tosspot is hilarious!

As is toss spot.

Somebody oughta pm Mat so we can get toss censored.