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[Scorcho]

negative points for not asking the new boyfriend how your d*ck tastes.

[BrassMonkey]

Wanted to throw myself off a bridge...

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, UTG folds.

River: (8.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Th 2h (straight, jack high).
Hero has Js Jh (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins 12.50 BB. </font>

[mvoss]

Where do I find a working converter for Party Poker? It seems bisons and FTR's don't work at all.

[mattnxtc]

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Wanted to throw myself off a bridge...

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, UTG folds.

River: (8.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Th 2h (straight, jack high).
Hero has Js Jh (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins 12.50 BB. </font>

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Unfortunately this hand seems to be kinda standard for me nowadays

[mvoss]

Here's the kind of action you want when you hit a royal, too bad BB folded and MP didn't have a full stack though (there's a reason he doesn't as you'll see in a bit). Oh and did I mention that MP is the main reason I'm at this table.

10/20 6-handed.

Preflop:Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#666666">UTG folds</font>, MP calls, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">OTB folds</font>, SB calls, BB calls, MP calls.

Flop:(8SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="blue">4 players</font>
SB checks, BB checks, MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#666666">SB folds</font>, <font color="red">BB raises</font>, MP calls, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, MP calls.

Turn:(8.5BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="blue">3 players</font>
BB checks, <font color="red">MP bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">BB folds</font>, <font color="red">MP raises</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, MP calls.

River:(16.5BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="blue">2 players</font>
<font color="red">MP bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, <font color="red">MP raises</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, MP calls $13.82 and is all in.

Showdown:
Hero shows A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] for a royal flush
MP mucks A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Hero wins 24 BB pot.

[Heisenb3rg]

Willing to pay 60$ of stars/fulltilt/epassporte money for a 50$ transfer on moneybookers.

Also willing to pay my entire roll to anyone who is willing to sabotage their business so it goes bankrupt... what they deserve for the worst customer service in history.

PM me plz [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[yourface]

heisen I can do moneybookers for stars
hit me up on AIM

[mattnxtc]

Well I ordered Stoxtraders book today. Hopefully that will help. Eventually I think finding a good teacher is teh way to go but the br is to low to pay for coachin.

[Guy McSucker]

Royal flush. NH.

I had the other end: I open A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], only button calls.

Flop is T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. I bet, he raises, I threebet, he caps.
Turn 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. I check-raise, he threebets, I cap.
River J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Bet, raise, threebet, cap, you don't really have 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] do you?

Oh apparently you do.

Total bloodbath, 34% WTSD, 41% W$SD over 1000 hands. Never mind, I'm 4BB/100 this month despite it.

[BrassMonkey]

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Wanted to throw myself off a bridge...

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, UTG folds.

River: (8.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Th 2h (straight, jack high).
Hero has Js Jh (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: SB wins 12.50 BB. </font>

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Unfortunately this hand seems to be kinda standard for me nowadays

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Also standard?

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, UTG folds, MP folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (15.33 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, BB calls.

Turn: (9.16 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button folds, BB calls.

River: (11.16 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.16 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 3c 2s (straight, six high).
Hero has 7c 7d (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: BB wins 13.16 BB. </font>