OT: [censored] thread, May, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[cakewalk]

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Good God...

http://www.break.com/index/new-level-of-crazy.html

Wow.

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I really don't think this is real. Alex sounds like a computer.

One would think if it bothered her so much she would just hang up.

But then again she's crazy.

[juiceistilted]

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Good God...

http://www.break.com/index/new-level-of-crazy.html

Wow.

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"You nasty son of a bitch, you are a murder, your are hater, you are a life dystroyer"
LOLOL roflmao!!

[SlackerMcFly]

"You nasty son of a bitch, you are a murder, your are hater, you are a life dystroyer"

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Cwazy womens..... Can't live with 'em, can't call 'em.

[SuitedSixes]

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Good God...

http://www.break.com/index/new-level-of-crazy.html

Wow.

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The Sylvia Brown, World's Worst Phychic video on that site is solid gold too.

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Cwazy womens..... Can't live with 'em, can't call 'em.

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I haven't told any great stories about my ex-wife lately. Let me share a few from this last week.

A) She told me to set a good example for my daughter. She is pregnant and living with her boyfriend who she has no intention of marrying.

B) She wants my daughter to be Catholic. She is pregnant and living with her boyfriend who she has no intention of marrying. She cheated on me with this boyfriend while we were married. She divorced me to be with him. She was pregnant while we were still married. Damn, the Pope is getting leniant.

C) Her dogs killed my daughter's parrot. I normally drop my daughter off at noon on Sundays. I had to wait until 5 this week because she had to wait for someone else to come home to clean up the carnage because she cried and threw up everytime she tried. She explained to my daughter that some man came to her house who had a baby parrot who didn't have a dad, and asked if he could buy the parrot for the baby. "He" gave my daughter money to buy two little birds. I would have duck-taped the bird's head back on and sold it to a blind kid and made some real money rather than this fictional tale.

D) She called today and asked that I stop making harassing phone calls her in the middle of the night. I told her that I wasn't doing anything of the sort. She said that I am the only person in the world who has her phone number so it is either me or someone who has access to my phone. She has changed her number three times in the last six months and the phone calls continue. She then suggested that I call my girlfriend and ask her to stop calling her in the middle of the night. I told her that it was probably the guy who bought her bird.

E) Her boyfriend's name is 'Gordo' and I suggested that they name the baby 'Gordita' after the tasty Taco Bell entree. She did not like my suggestion. Pyscho.

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I should write up some of my crazy gf stories. It's somewhat telling that I choose to talk to strippers these days because they're less crazy than the girls I usually date.

[Indiana]

omg suited ur life is crazy

[SuitedSixes]

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omg suited ur life is crazy

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That ain't the half of it.

[ManChild]

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wiggs,

let's use this thread like AMT and Manchild!

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clearly i have bias to this subject, but im pretty sure everyone would rather read AMT and I's convos than annoying unconverted totally standard beats that happy 400 times a day.

[Indiana]

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omg suited ur life is crazy

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That ain't the half of it.

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well dont hold back lets have the other half i'm in a boring ass meeting i need entertainment.

[citanul]

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wiggs,

let's use this thread like AMT and Manchild!

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clearly i have bias to this subject, but im pretty sure everyone would rather read AMT and I's convos than annoying unconverted totally standard beats that happy 400 times a day.

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manchild,

dead silence > your convos > mundane beats.