Ask a highschool dropout

[CaseS87]

OMG- Listen about a quarter into this.

[DaExMan]

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OMG- Listen about a quarter into this.

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Best thing ever. Thats freakin crazy.
"the letter wasn't puncuated"

[Stoneflip]

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How do I know you wont cheat? Your word? At least I'm trying to set something up, rather than being an idjit.

Oh, and F OOT.

[/ QUOTE ] im in a lose/lose situation here...if i win so what just another idiot that get smacked around...but i lose i wont hear the end of it and sinse you wouldnt bother challengeing me without being sure of vitory that means ur using a dammed computer

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Man in black: [turns his back, then sets down both goblets on the table]
All right, where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends
when you decide and we both drink - and find out who is right, and who
is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine it from what I know of
you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own
goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his
own goblet because he would know that only a great fool would reach for
what he was given. I am not a great fool so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great
fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine
in front of me.
Man in black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: [happily] Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia. As
everyone knows, Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And
criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not
trusted by me. So, I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait 'till I get going!! ...Where was I?
Man in black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes! Australia! And you must have suspected I would have known the
powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you! You've beaten my giant, which
means you're exceptionally strong. So you could have put the poison into
your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly
not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard,
which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned
that Man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself
as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!
Man in black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't
work.
Vizzini: It has worked! You've given everything away! I know where the poison
is!
Man in black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose... [pointing behind the man in black] What in the
world can that be?
Man in black: [turning around, while Vizzini switches goblets] What?! Where?! I
don't see anything.
Vizzini: Oh, well, I... I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. [Vizzini
laughs]
Man in black: What's so funny?
Vizzini: I'll... I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink, me from my glass
and you from yours.

[They both drink]

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w/e ur too stupid to comprehend how smart i am...i know ware the scools r...

[jerG123]

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The problem is his narcissism coupled with his low iq.

[/ QUOTE ]having a high iq is so overated...like i said you dont need book smarts in life to be a sucsess you need life smarts and wit and balls..no iq test can judge that in a person

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FYI - you're 17, you have no "life smarts". Throughout this entire thread please point out at least 3 instance where you have been witty.
WTF are the pics of your gigantic steel balls already?

[Kevroc]

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LOL, I made it about 1/3 of the way through this thread and had to quit..

This kid is def serious. I've had AIM conversations with him as well...

He makes a couple good points, the formal education one has achieved has NOTHING to do with their intelligence. I have a 154 IQ and have failed college TWICE. In contrast, I have a friend with 2 masters degrees who can't open a jar of mayonnaise without technical help.

3K is also enough to make it...its a long shot, and he'll be going against the odds, but it's far from impossible.

As for all this "I'm the greatest player ever" and "live game specialist" and "best reads in the world" stuff.....LOL thats funny, I'll be at the already long line of guys who will gladly you play you heads up before you even leave the airport terminal..

I also thinks its odd that everyone is looking at this from a poker, risk of ruin, math, etc standpoint. To me, its an obvious case of being 17. When I was 17, I was just as sure as VegasNick seems to be that the 27 year old version of myself would be like a regional manager of an engineering firm, six figure salary, a wife, house, 2.3 kids, all that sh!t. None of this happened. Even the "smartest" 17 year olds are dumb, and no one seems to be pointing that out, which leads me to believe everyone on here is also 17?

EDIT: oh and the online hands I've heard from him have been play money....apparently he's a play money specialist on FT...

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BrandonJoseph47?

[MotorBoatingSOB]

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How do you feel about being homeless ?

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[/ QUOTE ] ill kill myself before i become homeless or before i need welfare

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as a tax payer, thank you for this

[bonds]

Nick:

How soon to you plan to play in the WSOP? Will you try and do that underage? If your bankroll permits, how many events will you try and play in a year?

[Kevroc]

VegasNick would just like to say that no one better mess with VegasNick. VegasNick was an all county lineman in 1995 and had 15 tackles for losses. VegasNick didn't become an all county lineman by taking crap.

VegasNick was in vegas last week at the bellagio with 10 women on his shoulders because women can't resist men who had 15 tackles for losses in 1995. VegasNick saw phil ivey and phil ivey let out a "HS in overrated" and VegasNick didn't say anything because VegasNick only talks to people when VegasNick wants to talk to people.

so if VegasNick posts on this forum you better say "HS is overrated" and VegasNick might respond to you if you are lucky.

VegasNick

[Kevroc]

VegasNick: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
VegasNick: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, VegasNick.
VegasNick: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
VegasNick: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
VegasNick: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
VegasNick: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 [censored] of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
VegasNick: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
VegasNick: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
VegasNick: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.