Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[HoosierAlum]

Sick beat Jex, congrats on the score though.

[moira]

damn, I don't run too good this month, but I am simply not playing my best poker either.
Too spewy, too many bad bluffs, too much aggression in bad spots and too much paying off with obviously worse hands just to see whether I am right.
I will hopefully get my [censored] together from now on.
[end of rant]

[Boquense]

I ran so sick hot for the last week of april and the first week of may, but now I'm back to running like "a bag of dick's".

All is right with the cosmos.

[DanJ.]

May so far, sustainable?

[LovedBySgtSaLT]

may is the [censored]!

NL400

[DLizzle]

[ QUOTE ]
UGH DONKAMENTS CAN SUCK A BAG OF DICKS

FIRST HAND OF FTOPS 1K FT

NOW ALL U [censored] KNOW MY SCREENNAME, 3-BET ME AT WILL JACKASSES CAUSE I'M A NIT

Seat 1: CalBandGreat (954,399)
Seat 2: cheesemonster (130,471)
Seat 3: Lutteur (301,594)
Seat 4: agent007 (281,758)
Seat 5: DF_Newbie (456,628)
Seat 6: SteadyCash (62,355)
Seat 7: PlzWarnMe (222,347)
Seat 8: caressmedown (110,683)
Seat 9: eatschips (203,765)
CalBandGreat antes 1,000
cheesemonster antes 1,000
agent007 antes 1,000
DF_Newbie antes 1,000
SteadyCash antes 1,000
PlzWarnMe antes 1,000
caressmedown antes 1,000
eatschips antes 1,000
agent007 posts the small blind of 5,000
DF_Newbie posts the big blind of 10,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Qd Qh]
SteadyCash folds
PlzWarnMe folds
caressmedown raises to 109,683, and is all in
eatschips folds
CalBandGreat folds
cheesemonster folds
agent007 folds
DF_Newbie calls 99,683
caressmedown shows [Qd Qh]
DF_Newbie shows [8h 8c]
*** FLOP *** [4d Jc 9c]
*** TURN *** [4d Jc 9c] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [4d Jc 9c Ac] [6c]
caressmedown shows a pair of Queens
DF_Newbie shows a flush, Ace high
DF_Newbie wins the pot (232,366) with a flush, Ace high
caressmedown stands up
*** SUMMARY ***

ANYONE WHO SAYS "WELL, 15K IS STILL A NICE SCORE," GETS A [censored] IGNORE

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i think i was at your table for a while, i thought you played well. sick beat.

[dtan05]

Bag of dicks - the new 2p2ism.

[Tickner]

im putting together a list/website of people that offer coaching, and the list will be available to the public in a few weeks. If you would like to be added to this list, please contact me. (disclaimer: you arent guaranteed to be added just because you ask)

[ipokeder]

^ good idea i don't think anybody has ever done this before

[Christophers]

[ QUOTE ]
im putting together a list/website of people that offer coaching, and the list will be available to the public in a few weeks. If you would like to be added to this list, please contact me. (disclaimer: you arent guaranteed to be added just because you ask)

[/ QUOTE ]

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